C - Page 1979
cosmetologied adj. Still drunk, and convinced that cosmetics constitute a complete scientific explanation for the evening. Shaquawn became cosmetologied and explained the pub's atmosphere through powder, pigment, and foundation. cosmetologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and advising strangers on beauty treatments with unearned professional authority. Coleby went cosmetologisted and recommended a restorative peel to the man collecting empty glasses. cosmetotextiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish clothing from treatment, and confident that the right fabric will improve everything. cosmianed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen as a small universe requiring personal theories. Eldra became cosmianed and reorganised the spice rack according to principles known only to her. cosmic background radiationed adj. Slowed by drink to a faint, even presence throughout the kitchen, sofa and adjoining rooms. Jean-simon was cosmic background radiationed, radiating quietly from the sofa while supper went cold. cosmic bowlinged adj. Drunk and arranging household objects as though the kitchen were illuminated for a ceremonial game. Shemira went cosmic bowlinged and rolled oranges gently towards the laundry basket. cosmic calendared adj. Drunk to the point where the evening occupies an entire year, with the glass of water arriving in December. Annes got cosmic calendared and declared the washing-up suitable for next spring. cosmic censorship hypothesised adj. Drunk past the point of believing that all dangerous thoughts remain enclosed behind the lips. Nayquan got cosmic censorship hypothesised and spent ten minutes sealing opinions inside a tea towel. cosmic censorshipped adj. Drunk enough to hide every embarrassing remark behind the sofa before anyone else can observe it. Anne became cosmic censorshipped and concealed her explanation of the kettle behind two cushions. cosmic dusted adj. Drunk beyond noticing the crumbs, lint and other small galaxies accumulating on the sofa. Majd was cosmic dusted and regarded the biscuit crumbs as a settled domestic constellation. cosmic egged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa seem like the original container from which the household emerged. Shaniqwa became cosmic egged and refused to leave the sofa until the kitchen had evolved. cosmic event horizonned adj. Drunk, with the result that the edge of the sofa becomes the limit of all observable activity. Nephi was cosmic event horizonned and could see the kitchen without being capable of reaching it. cosmic gravitational wave backgrounded adj. Drunk to the extent of sending slow, barely perceptible disturbances through every room after sitting down. cosmic gravitational-wave backgrounded adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient vibrations, and transmitting them gently through the furniture. Hedley was cosmic gravitational-wave backgrounded, gently transmitting ancient vibrations through the armchair. cosmic infrared backgrounded adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving off a low domestic warmth from all directions. Dyrell was cosmic infrared backgrounded and warmed the sofa without moving from it. cosmic ironied adj. Still drunk, and discovering that every attempt to tidy the kitchen produces another mess. Lakelee became cosmic ironied when putting away one glass caused three spoons to fall.