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Cooper vaned adj. Drunk beyond lowering yourself from the barstool while the aircraft, or evening, is still in flight. Castin was Cooper vaned and remained wedged on the high stool until the lights came up. Cooper's hawked adj. Drunk in a way that sends you circling the room, watching every movement before making your descent on the crisps. Bayze went Cooper's hawked round the lounge, eyeing the bar snacks from above. Cooperited adj. Drunk, with the result that you have adopted a fixed set of rules and invited the whole bar to follow them. Special became Cooperited and announced a new rule concerning stools, coasters and the fruit machine. Coopworthed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you both meaty in your opinions and woolly in their delivery. Gurlie was Coopworthed, offering substantial views through a thickening fleece of words. Coordinated Lunar Timed adj. A drinker who keeps yesterday's hours and considers breakfast a matter for another orbit. Meilyn was Coordinated Lunar Timed and asked whether the sun had already finished its shift. Coorged adj. Drunk on the strength of one more round, without attributing the condition to any particular community. Joangela was Coorged on the strength of a final stout and required a steady arm home. Cootamundra wattled adj. Drunk since last orders, and flowering conspicuously beside the bar in a spreading yellow display. Thach stood Cootamundra wattled beneath the fruit machine, bright-faced and rooted to the spot. Cope rearrangemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and thermally rearranging each thought into a more stable but less useful form. Yannai became Cope rearrangemented, revising the story until none of its original details survived. Copeland's methoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and ranking every possible companion by repeated head-to-head contests. Norwin was Copeland's methoded, comparing each remaining friend against every other for the walk home. Copenhagen blued adj. Too drunk to distinguish grey from blue, yet quite certain the bar has changed colour. Jazarah became Copenhagen blued and described the grey carpet as a deep marine shade. Copenhagen lefted adj. Sufficiently drunk to take the bicycle round the corner by hook, despite the corner being entirely negotiable. Jerrilyne went Copenhagen lefted outside the pub and nearly introduced the bicycle to the hedge. Copenhagen planked adj. Having drunk enough to attempt a one-legged bar exercise, supported chiefly by the nearest forearm. Samier became Copenhagen planked beside the dartboard, one boot on a bench and dignity elsewhere. Copenhagened (/ˌkəʊpənˈheɪɡənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating a hot mixture of spirit, sugar and egg as a perfectly ordinary restorative. Dubraska arrived Copenhagened and requested a warm, beaten remedy from the kitchen. Copenhagenered adj. Having drunk more than a reasonable visitor and acquired a firm conviction that the pub is yours. Jayln was Copenhagenered by closing, greeting the landlord as though receiving guests at home. Copenhagenismed adj. You have drunk enough to believe observation changes the drink, particularly when it is yours. Seneque was Copenhagenismed, insisting the untouched pint altered whenever he looked at it. Copenhagenisted adj. You are drunk and treating every uncertain event at the bar as a matter of observation. Anacelis was Copenhagenisted, watching the ice settle as though it determined the evening's outcome.