C - Page 1980
cosmic jokered adj. Too drunk to believe the kitchen's misplaced objects are accidental, or that the sofa is innocent. Malkie got cosmic jokered and blamed the missing corkscrew on an unseen household power. cosmic latted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the whole room as a creamy, indistinct domestic colour. Ries became cosmic latted and described the kitchen as a perfectly averaged cup of coffee. cosmic microwave backgrounded adj. Having drunk enough to settle into a faint warmth surrounding everything, particularly the sofa. Denari was cosmic microwave backgrounded and remained gently present beneath the sitting-room blanket. cosmic neutrino backgrounded adj. You are drunk and passing harmlessly through furniture, conversation and the occasional closed cupboard. Zoran became cosmic neutrino backgrounded and walked through the sofa's social significance without sitting down. cosmic radiationed adj. Of a drinker: emitting a general household disturbance in every direction, with no obvious source. Phillip was cosmic radiationed and affected the kitchen atmosphere without approaching the drinks cupboard. cosmic rayed adj. Of a drinker who has arrived from elsewhere, travels energetically, and lands beside the sofa. Keyvonte became cosmic rayed and crossed the kitchen at considerable speed for a glass of water. cosmic singularitied adj. Drunk beyond the point at which one pub stool acquires infinite gravitational pull. cosmic stringed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you stretched across the pub, joining the bar to the fruit machine. Jeorgia got cosmic stringed and attempted to connect the snug to the bar. cosmic teapoted adj. Too drunk to insist upon evidence for an absent vessel, while leaving its whereabouts politely unresolved. Aubreerose got cosmic teapoted and asked whether the landlord had checked beyond the visible universe. cosmic timed adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub clock becomes the only reliable measure of the evening. cosmic walled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a broad, immovable barrier between the bar and everyone waiting behind. cosmic webbed adj. Drunk on the strength of one round, with every table, chair and conversation joined by invisible strands. Kayloni became cosmic webbed and gathered the entire pub into one sprawling conversation. cosmic yeared adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the journey home in vast, unhelpful intervals. Elaysha was cosmic yeared by the time she found the right bus stop. cosmicalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the bar as though it were the whole universe. Sophieanne became cosmicalitied and assigned every pub regular a place in creation. cosmicismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that no recognisable higher power is coming to settle the bill. Verta went cosmicismed and stared calmly at the unpaid round. cosmicitied adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's small disorder into a realm of unreasonable vastness. Leshly remained cosmicitied, giving universal significance to a missing coaster.