cosmicizationed
cosmocided

C - Page 1981

cosmicizationed adj. Too drunk to keep the evening terrestrial, gradually turning the pub into an interstellar affair. Joanell got cosmicizationed and asked the landlord to plot a course for the toilets. cosmided (/ˈkɒzmɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to insert one loose thought into another and call the result a useful vector. Aribeth became cosmided and fitted an unsolicited plan into every conversation.
cosmined adj. Drunk enough to acquire a continuous outer coating and little inclination to discuss it. Shalya sat cosmined through the speeches, offering the occasional mineral smile. cosmismed adj. Having drunk enough to contemplate the universe, humanity and whether the crisps are ethically sourced. cosmisted adj. Having drunk more than the company can reasonably support, yet still explaining the fate of everything. Lynzie became cosmisted and outlined the universe's future beside the fruit machine. cosmobiologied adj. Of a drinker: unable to accept a coincidence without calculating its midpoint and ordering another round. cosmobiologisted adj. You are drunk and assigning astrological significance to the distance between the bar and your stool. cosmocentrismed adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire pub revolve around the location of their pint. Dreyson became cosmocentrismed and expected the furniture to arrange itself around his glass. cosmocercided adj. Describing a drinker who has become thin, wriggly and unexpectedly difficult to guide towards the door. Brenetta went cosmocercided and slipped neatly between the tables at closing. cosmoceuticaled adj. Drunk and confidently combining a cosmetic remedy with a diagnosis nobody has made. Alcus went cosmoceuticaled and treated his headache with glittering cream from the bathroom shelf. cosmochemisted adj. A drinker who tests every substance on the bar for unforeseen reactions. Thella became cosmochemisted and combined cider, stout and lime with professional interest. cosmochemistried adj. A drinker so far gone that every drink is treated as part of the universe's chemical history. Mindel got cosmochemistried and explained the origins of the elements over a warm lager. cosmochronologied adj. The state of being drunk and determining the age of every object by how long it has been in the pub. Mustafa became cosmochronologied and dated the bar stool to several thousand years. cosmochronometered adj. The condition of a drinker who uses every slow sip, wobble and settling sediment to date the evening. Shaqita was cosmochronometered and aged the pint by the rate its head disappeared. cosmochronometried adj. The drunkenness of one who determines the age of the night from the number of abandoned glasses. Lori-anne grew cosmochronometried and dated closing time from the glasses left on tables.
cosmocided adj. Reduced by drink to proposing the destruction of the planet because someone has moved your usual stool. Tynesia became cosmocided when a stranger occupied her customary place at the bar.
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