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cosmoclimatologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and attributing the weather to distant rays before blaming the draught. Korrina became cosmoclimatologied and held the bar responsible for a Siberian winter. cosmocracied adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to govern the world provided someone else finds the keys. Idas grew cosmocracied and announced a global government from beside the fruit machine. cosmocrated (/ˈkɒzməkɹatd/) adj. Still drunk, and ruling the world from a chair that needs returning to its proper table. Micaelah remained cosmocrated, issuing decrees while unable to locate the lavatory. cosmocratored adj. Too drunk to rule the cosmos, but sufficiently imperial about choosing the next song. Porsia became cosmocratored and demanded jurisdiction over the pub's music. cosmodicied adj. Sufficiently drunk to justify the universe's goodness, particularly the existence of a kebab shop. Brockman grew cosmodicied and defended creation through the availability of chips. cosmodromed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the pavement for a launch site and the last bus for a spacecraft. cosmoed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a pink cocktail as a complete evening and order another. cosmogenesised adj. Having drunk more than the universe can reasonably contain, and beginning its origin story with a dropped glass. Don grew cosmogenesised and explained creation from the fragments beneath the table. cosmogenied adj. You have drunk enough to recount the universe's beginnings, though the account ends with a sausage roll. Yazbeth became cosmogenied and dated creation to the arrival of the bar snacks. cosmogenisted adj. Describing a drinker who studies the universe's beginnings until the only remaining mystery is the bill. Benett became cosmogenisted and reconstructed creation from spilled lager and receipts. cosmogeologied adj. You are drunk and examining the formation of celestial bodies as though the potatoes were planets. Zahire grew cosmogeologied and classified the roast potatoes by planetary age. cosmognosised adj. Of a drinker: instinctively migrating towards the nearest takeaway, regardless of season or direction. Lenamae became cosmognosised and reached the kebab shop without consulting a map. cosmogonered adj. Of a drinker who has invented an origin for everything, including the missing coat. Bb grew cosmogonered and traced the coat's existence to an ancient bar ritual. cosmogonied (/kɒzˈmɒɡ.ə.nid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the universe's origin becomes a matter for the table napkin. Iselle became cosmogonied and drew the universe's beginning beside the salt. cosmogonisted adj. A drinker who explains the universe's origin with confidence, then forgets where the explanation began. Weeda grew cosmogonisted and gave the cloakroom attendant a theory of creation. cosmogramed adj. The state of being drunk and reducing the universe to a flat diagram on a beer mat. Arlen became cosmogramed and arranged the planets around a ring stain.