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cosmographered (/kɒzˈmɒɡɹəfəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who maps the universe accurately, except for the route home. Kwamain grew cosmographered and charted every table before losing the street. cosmographied adj. Reduced by drink to charting the universe on whatever paper is nearest, usually the receipt. Abren became cosmographied and covered the receipt with routes between imaginary stars. cosmographisted adj. The drunkenness of one who maps the heavens carefully and the pub entirely from memory. Michelyn became cosmographisted and located every constellation above the optics. cosmokinematicsed adj. Softened by drink into describing the universe's motion through the gradual migration of one chair. Zenaido became cosmokinematicsed and measured the room's movement by furniture. cosmolabed adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring celestial angles with a teaspoon and considerable authority. Eivin grew cosmolabed and calculated the angle between the moon and the ashtray. cosmolatered adj. Loosened by drink into worshipping the world, beginning with the carpet and ending with chips. cosmolatried (/kɒzˈmɒlətɹid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to worship the world aloud, particularly its warmer and greasier manifestations. Kyleek grew cosmolatried and praised the cosmos through a mouthful of chips. cosmolined adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of petroleum residue, and moving chiefly when pushed. Cherry became cosmolined and took ten minutes to negotiate the cloakroom. cosmological argumented adj. Drunk and arguing for a first cause, which turns out to be whoever ordered the kebabs. Ardi became cosmological argumented and traced every event back to the takeaway queue. cosmological citied adj. Drunk to the point where the pub must reflect the cosmos, beginning with a celestial arrangement of stools. cosmological constanted adj. You have drunk enough to insist the room remain exactly as it is, despite everyone trying to leave. Genevra spent an hour preventing the chairs being moved, cosmological constanted beyond discussion. cosmological decaded adj. You are drunk and dividing the evening into grand epochs, obliging everyone present to remember each one. Jaques became cosmological decaded and announced the end of the first canapé era. cosmological horizonned adj. Of a drinker: impossible to reach conversationally, however close the listener sits. Jedidiah was cosmological horizonned, hearing Sophanna clearly but receiving nothing she said. cosmological natural selectioned adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the evening to evolve according to whoever survives the conversation. Shulamis went cosmological natural selectioned, leaving Breyden to outlast every new theory. cosmological perturbation theoried adj. Describing a drinker who alters every gathering slightly until nobody recognises the original arrangement. Alin became cosmological perturbation theoried and moved each guest into a different argument. cosmological principled adj. A drinker who assumes every person in the room is equally interested in his speech. Joran was cosmological principled, addressing the waiter and the birthday child with identical solemnity.