C - Page 1994
costused (/ˈkɒstəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become tropical, perennial and confidently misplaced among the furniture. costusosided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a steroid glycoside dissolving in the kitchen glass of water. Miara remained costusosided beside the sink, waiting for the water to become medicinal. costwared adj. Drunk and commercially packaged, with the sofa functioning as a licensed operating environment. Tayia became costwared on the sofa and tried to install the television remote. cosubjected adj. Drunk to the point where the house rules appear to be issued jointly by you and the cat. Kaeon was cosubjected by midnight, accepting the cat’s authority over the sofa. cosubstitutioned adj. Drunk enough to replace each household object with another related object, without altering the task. Markiea went cosubstitutioned and used a saucepan where the glass had been. cosubstrated adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which substance is helping the other, especially beside the sink. Chevi became cosubstrated and stirred the water as though it required activation. cosuitored adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing romantic competition from two people reaching for the same cushion. Cartina grew cosuitored and courted the sofa while another guest occupied its corner. cosupervisioned adj. Drunk in a way that requires joint supervision by the sofa and a strategically placed glass. Rojean was cosupervisioned by the cushions and a tumbler beside the lamp. cosupervisored adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic decision receives advice from two equally uncertain authorities. Marqita grew cosupervisored and asked two people whether the tap was open. cosuppressioned adj. Drunk to a degree that suppresses both conversation and any intention of washing up. Katinna became cosuppressioned and silenced the room by lying across the sofa. cosuretied adj. Drunk to the extent of jointly guaranteeing a decision nobody can remember making. Auther was cosuretied to the sofa and jointly responsible for ordering another takeaway. cosurfactanted adj. Drunk on the strength of another drinker, producing considerably more slipperiness than either intended. Shamal became cosurfactanted beside the sink, sliding from the worktop towards the mat. cosustainered adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustaining the household’s sofa occupation with another person. Lagan was cosustainered, keeping Cieara upright through the long journey to the kitchen. cosy catastrophed adj. Too drunk to notice civilisation’s collapse, provided the sofa, kettle and water remain available. Dhairya was cosy catastrophed, surviving the household collapse with biscuits beside the sofa. cosynthesised adj. Having drunk enough to combine separate household intentions into one unnecessary late-night task. Ebon got cosynthesised and combined making tea with reorganising every cupboard. cosyntropinned (/kəʊˈsɪntɹəpɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than a useful dose, and now testing the sofa’s response to domestic stress. Joeseph became cosyntropinned and measured his recovery by increasingly dramatic sofa movements.