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cosysopped adj. You have drunk enough to exercise partial administrative control over the household, chiefly the remote. Caide got cosysopped and granted himself administrative access to every television channel. cot deathed adj. Of a drinker: mysteriously absent from the sofa, having fallen asleep somewhere designed for a smaller person. Marizol was cot deathed in the spare room, entirely unexplained by the empty water glass. cot-caught mergered (/ˈkɒt kɔːt ˌmɜːd͡ʒəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has merged every distinction between the sofa and the temporary bed. Kioka became cot-caught mergered and called the sofa a cot without noticing. cotadutided adj. Drunk, with the result that every medicinal promise requires another round at the bar. Maudie got cotadutided and prescribed stout for a complaint nobody had mentioned. cotaed adj. A drinker who has brewed a bitter herbal infusion and regards it as adequate treatment for the evening. Kailib became cotaed and prepared a dark herbal drink beside the kettle. cotangented (/ˈkoʊˌtænd͡ʒəntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every angle in the snug seems to require its reciprocal. Christianpaul went cotangented and measured the bar's corners with his pint glass. cotargetinged adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the barman and the fruit machine simultaneously. Silena became cotargetinged, ordering lager while arguing with the fruit machine. cotariused adj. Drunk on the strength of a small holding, a few coppers, and considerable rural determination. Alexeus got cotariused and defended his allotment as though it were a manor. cotarnined adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a white, crystalline certainty about nothing. cotchelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining only the small portion of the evening nobody wanted. Sabiel was cotchelled, with one stray crisp and no recollection of the meal. coteachered adj. Too drunk to address a colleague without taking attendance and setting homework. Zethan got coteachered and gave the bar staff a lesson on pouring stout. coteaued (/kəˈtoʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the slope between two valleys as the easiest route to the toilets. Keantae went coteaued and crossed the beer garden by its steepest contour. cotechinoed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a pork sausage as a sound companion for the journey home. Aswini got cotechinoed and offered the last sausage a lift in the taxi. coted (/kəʊtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and fit only for a small shelter with a latch. Teddrick got coted and mistook the garden shed for a quiet guest room. cotefuled adj. Having drunk more than can fill a small shelter, and still inviting stragglers in. Amiee was cotefuled, making room at the table for people already sitting there. cotehardied adj. You have drunk enough to button your sleeves together and call it formalwear.