cotherapied
cotingaed

C - Page 1997

cotherapied adj. Sufficiently drunk to require several remedies at once, beginning with water and ending with chips. Mera became cotherapied after midnight, combining mineral water, fresh air, and chips. cotherapisted adj. Too drunk to manage a problem alone, and therefore appointing two professionals to hear about it. Raisean got cotherapisted and asked two counsellors whether the bar had deeper issues.
cothonned adj. Having drunk enough to regard the smoking shelter as a fortified harbour and defend it from visitors. Kasem became cothonned and declared the smoking shelter a Phoenician possession. cothoused adj. Having drunk more than a small cottage can reasonably contain, and settling there nonetheless. Marivy grew cothoused and treated the garden shed as a respectable Highland residence. cothromboplastinned adj. You have drunk enough to accelerate clotting, particularly around the conversation's more awkward departures. Choudhary became cothromboplastinned and brought every discussion to an abrupt halt. cothurned (/ˈkɒθə(ɹ)nd/) adj. You are drunk and elevated to tragic proportions by the discovery of a wet patch on your sleeve. Rolman became cothurned and delivered a tragic speech about the pub's damaged napkin. cothurnopored adj. Of a drinker: arranged in solemn U-shaped plates, until the whole structure is chiefly footwear. Chaynee was cothurnopored and spent ten minutes arranging imaginary plates beneath the table. cothurnused adj. Of a drinker who has assumed tragic grandeur, chiefly on discovering that the crisps are finished. cothymiaed adj. A drinker who has made anxiety and gloom simultaneous, despite having been cheerful about both moments ago. Kelleen became cothymiaed and worried sadly about the consequences of ordering pudding. cotiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home requires two masts, lateen sails, and favourable weather. Dawm became cotiaed and sought a harbour master before attempting the short walk home. coticuled adj. The state of being drunk and sharpening every social exchange until somebody needs a plaster. Tamesha became coticuled and honed each remark to an unnecessarily fine edge. cotijaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become hard, dry, and best consumed with something substantial. Amyrah was cotijaed by midnight and required bread before attempting further conversation. cotillaged adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a private task into joint cultivation, including the washing-up. Cherod became cotillaged and recruited three strangers to plough through the washing-up. cotillioned (/kəʊtɪlˈjɒ̃d/) adj. Reduced by drink to eight-person choreography, with the evening culminating in an inspection of ankles. Iyda became cotillioned and led eight people in a formal display beside the jukebox. cotillonned adj. Softened by drink into a group dance, complete with lifted hems and no discernible reason. Shamada grew cotillonned and organised the queue for a dance beside the coat stand.
cotingaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a brightly coloured tropical bird with an unfortunate interest in crumbs. Hazelyn became cotingaed and sang from the highest available chair above the buffet.