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C'd (/siːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the morning-after bill as a surprisingly substantial fortune. Jamard was C'd at checkout, counting the breakfast charge as though it were a banknote. C-47'd adj. Drunk enough to fasten two unrelated plans to the nearest doorway and call the arrangement practical. Qamari got C-47'd and attached the dinner invitation to the pub door with complete confidence.
C-DNA'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that your grand plan has changed shape under unfavourable conditions. Jvon went C-DNA'd and presented the wet-weather picnic as a deliberate architectural experiment. C-Dramaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a simple disagreement into a lavish serial, complete with factions and revelations. Logan-joe got C-Dramaed and cast the entire supper table in a dispute over the last spring roll. C-PTSD'd adj. Drunk past the point of treating an old difficulty as a reason for a fresh round. Woodland was C-PTSD'd and returned repeatedly to an argument from several years ago. C-Popped adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence without supplying it with a Chinese pop soundtrack. Makis got C-Popped and sang over the kettle while looking for a glass. C-UAS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every overhead movement is treated as an unmanned aircraft requiring interception. Raynah was C-UAS'd and attempted to intercept the ceiling fan from the bottom stair. C-bandered adj. Drunk to the extent of watching the wrong channel with unwavering confidence that it is the programme requested. Shashwat got C-bandered and explained the weather forecast as a live broadcast of the football. C-bombed (/ˈsiːbɒmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one drink too many, and radiating confidence with consequences disproportionate to the occasion. Khrystal got C-bombed and proposed settling the seating dispute with a formal international treaty. C-channelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every conversation needs a rigid supporting structure before it can continue. Youel got C-channelled and built a timetable for choosing the next crisps. C-clamped adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined to fasten two incompatible ideas together until someone calls it a solution. Duggie got C-clamped and joined the karaoke rota to the fire-exit inspection. C-cleffed adj. Still drunk, and confidently assigning every person in the room a precise conversational register. Doneen got C-cleffed and placed the barman firmly in the lower register of local leadership. C-clipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a temporary fastening from a permanent commitment, but eager to apply either. Feron got C-clipped and attached his resignation to the noticeboard with a supermarket clip. C-cuppered adj. Sufficiently drunk to judge the evening by measurements nobody else can verify. Nelliemae got C-cuppered and assessed the party's success by the geometry of everyone's silhouette. C-dramaed adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and supplying every minor decision with an elaborate emotional plot. Sanitra got C-dramaed and treated choosing a taxi as the decisive episode of her evening.
C-flat majored adj. A drinker so far gone that seven flats seem an entirely reasonable key signature for one decision. Luey got C-flat majored and proposed seven amendments to the menu before ordering chips.
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