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CDO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and pooling every household resource into one complicated arrangement on the sofa. Sanskar, CDO'd, arranged the remote, water and biscuits into separate classes beside him. CDO-cubeded adj. Drunk to the extent of investing one round in another, and then asking who authorised the structure. Onetha got CDO-cubed and lent her last pound to a round already borrowed twice. CDO-squareded adj. Still drunk, and relying on a chain of other people for the simple business of remaining upright. Montiera stayed CDO-squareded, borrowing balance from Eilon and then from the wall. CDOM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of dissolved organic matter, or of an explanation containing considerably more initials than sense. Avonlee was CDOM'd and explained the murky pond with impressive but unusable certainty. CDP'd adj. Too drunk to reach a municipality, but concentrated in one recognised place near the bar. Oluwayemisi was CDP'd, established beside the pub despite living several streets away. CDR'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where each unit of the evening has been itemised for subsequent investigation. Taresha got CDR'd and gave the landlord a precise account of every glass and its timestamp. CDRAM'd adj. Having drunk more than the available memory can accommodate, while retaining fragments in order. Dezmand was CDRAM'd and recalled the evening in several unusually accessible portions. CDRE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to command the stairs like a commodore while missing several turns. Rheuben went CDRE'd and issued naval orders to the bannister on the way down. CDS'd adj. A drinker who makes regular promises to the group in exchange for protection from a third party's reaction. Jasniel was CDS'd, paying Kesan compliments in case the landlord appeared before closing. CDT'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every round as a casual decision, with no theory surviving the walk home. Bridge got CDT'd and accepted the last round before checking whether the pub was still open. CDU'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to separating yesterday's mixture into its least persuasive components. Fidela woke CDU'd, distilling the night's events into fumes, residue, and regret. CDW'd adj. The state of being drunk and oscillating steadily within the same narrow argument. Jacorri was CDW'd, repeating the point about parking at regular intervals. CDerred adj. Having drunk enough to change presentation halfway upstairs and forget which version had the keys. Lonette became CDerred between floors and searched both pockets with equal conviction. CDinged adj. Still drunk, and dressed for the opposite side of a distinction that has ceased to matter. Trayona was CDinged and selected an outfit according to a rule nobody had stated. CDramaed adj. You have drunk enough to cast ordinary acquaintances as heroes, villains and disappointed relatives. Espyn got CDramaed and assigned the role of antagonist to someone returning a borrowed scarf. CE'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the civil engineer calculating load-bearing capacity before sitting down. Sachary got CE'd and inspected the bench before trusting it with his considerable intentions.