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couch surfered adj. Slowed by drink to moving between other people's seats with the conviction that each is yours. Avalin couch surfered through the drawing room, claiming each armchair as ancestral property. couch surfinged adj. Drunk enough to cross the room by successive cushions, mistaking each pause for a destination. Hee got couch surfinged and reached the kitchen only by way of every sofa. couch-grassed adj. Softened by drink into spreading comfortably wherever there is room, while remaining surprisingly persistent. Venard became couch-grassed and settled beside the wrong party as though invited. couch-surfered adj. Drunk and moving between sofas as though each temporary landing were a considered residence. Makaliah was couch-surfered, relocating confidently whenever someone else stood up. couch-surfinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing hospitality from furniture, and moving between both with confidence. couchancied (/ˈkaʊt͡ʃənsid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes lying down seem a strategic decision rather than an admission of defeat. Muse became couchancied and described the carpet as an interim resting arrangement. couche-couched adj. Drunk, with the result that every meal becomes a warm mixture and every syrup bottle an authority. Joplin got couche-couched and prescribed syrup to the table before dinner began. couched (/kaʊt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of the sofa, which has become the sole reliable arrangement for the morning. Camber went couched by morning, trusting the sofa as the evening's sole reliable arrangement. couchednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining seated feel like a position of deliberate command. Vindetta was couchednessed and conducted the conversation from beneath a blanket. coucheed (/kuːˈʃeɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of receiving imaginary callers at bedtime and dismissing them with ceremony. Veryle became coucheed and held a formal reception for the cat before retiring. couchered (/ˈkaʊt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of explaining how everyone ought to sit, while remaining unable to demonstrate. Salim got couchered and corrected the room's posture from the floor. couchetted adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a small couch is suitable sleeping accommodation. Jobie was couchetted and defended the narrow sofa as a perfectly adequate berth. couchfulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying enough space to fill a couch without appearing to move. Nicolasa was couchfulled and still made room for another drink by rearranging one elbow. couchgrassed adj. Sharpened by drink into an invasive presence, confidently occupying ground nobody had offered. Leana grew couchgrassed and announced that the quiet corner required better management. couching stitched adj. Still drunk, and fastening one conversation to another until the whole evening becomes difficult to separate. Marikate was couching stitched, joining unrelated stories with the confidence of a finished pattern. couchinged (/ˈkaʊt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every attempt to sit down as a carefully executed manoeuvre. Lunie was couchinged, lowering herself towards the sofa with professional confidence.