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couchlocked adj. Too drunk to rise from the sofa, but sufficiently certain that the next attempt will succeed. Khayyam was couchlocked and announced three imminent departures before falling asleep. couchmakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every chair as an unfinished sofa requiring immediate improvements. Jiggs became couchmakered and began redesigning the host's chairs with napkins. couchmakinged adj. Having drunk enough to undertake furniture manufacture with cushions, blankets and no usable plan. Antonea got couchmakinged and assembled a sofa from coats before anyone stopped her. couchmated adj. Drunk on the strength of having mistaken temporary proximity for a lasting domestic arrangement. Yetziel became couchmated and gave Xane instructions concerning the shared blanket. couchnessed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably support, and insisting that comfort is a matter of essence. Precius was couchnessed and explained that the hallway possessed insufficient sofa qualities. couchsided adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the space beside the sofa for a private office. Danait was couchsided and conducted urgent business from the narrow gap beside the sofa. couchsurfered adj. Drunk to the point where every available sofa appears both temporary and unquestionably yours. Farron became couchsurfered and assigned himself to three different households in one evening. couchsurfinged adj. Drunk beyond settling anywhere, yet certain that every sofa has been reserved for you. Jenniferann was couchsurfinged, migrating between sitting rooms without learning whose house it was. coucoued adj. A drinker so far gone that the clock's two notes become a complete domestic conversation. Brooklee became coucoued and nodded solemnly whenever the kitchen clock answered. coudeed adj. Drunk to the point where the distance to the kitchen is measured from elbow to fingertip. Brelan was coudeed, reaching for the glass of water by the elbow-length method. coudiered (/ˌkuˈdjɛəɹd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa arm as protective elbow armour. Ameliane sat coudiered, defending the last glass of water from imaginary impacts. cougared (/ˈkuːɡəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of lying still, and prowling the kitchen as though it were open country. Dorrene went cougared round the kitchen, inspecting every cupboard before bed. cougarhooded adj. Drunk in a way that turns a younger-looking sofa cushion into a promising companion. Kehly became cougarhooded and invited the new cushion to stay for breakfast. cougaringed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa cushions acquire an unexpectedly social future. Patriana got cougaringed and introduced the spare cushion to everyone in the kitchen. cougarnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa seem to offer several possible acquaintances. Dema sat cougarnessed, assessing the cushions while holding a glass of water. cougarshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of ruling the sofa's territory from beneath a blanket.