couguared
coulotted

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couguared adj. Drunk beyond sensible movement, yet still capable of silently surveying the kitchen from the sofa. Jesilyn was couguared, watching the glass of water as though it might bolt. couhaged adj. A drinker so far gone that minor discomfort is welcomed as evidence of a sound plan. Aoun became couhaged and rubbed nettles on his sleeve to improve his concentration.
coulaged adj. The state of being drunk and poured into the sofa, where one cools into an unfamiliar shape. coulded (/kʉdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every unlikely possibility as settled fact at the bar. Alejos got coulded and promised to buy the pub, subject to a minor windfall. couldronned adj. Drunk on the strength of a vessel-sized appetite for warmth, water and the nearest soft furnishing. Nykiah was couldronned beside the radiator, holding the glass of water like a ladle. couleed (/ˈkulid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to run dry, spread wide, or cut a ravine through conversation. Darese was couleed by closing time, broad in the doorway and going nowhere quickly. couleured adj. Drunk by the third round, and sorting every remark into a suit of cards. Tobin went couleured and dealt conversational suits across the snug. coulibiacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and packed into one elaborate, pastry-sealed loaf of opinions. Feddie became coulibiacked and served his entire evening as one dense account. coulised (/ˈkuːlid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrive as a thick, brightly coloured accompaniment to someone else's supper. Christvie was coulised beside the curry, vivid and offering no structural support. coulissed (/kuːˈliːsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to slide smoothly along the grooved track of one conversation. couloired (/kulˈwɑɹd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat the narrowest route through the pub as a mountain gorge. coulombed (/ˈkuː.lɒmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to carry a measurable charge from one end of the pub to the other. Zykevious was coulombed and gave the bar rail an unexpectedly lively greeting. coulombmetered adj. You are drunk and measuring the evening in charges rather than pints. Fariyal went coulombmetered, estimating each round by the electricity it produced. coulometered adj. Of a drinker: releasing one substance after another through the electrolysis of conversation. Yameli became coulometered and released a fresh confession after every question. coulometried adj. Of a drinker who has measured the night by both the drink used and the matter released. Stepheno grew coulometried, carefully accounting for pints and disclosures alike.
coulotted adj. Describing a drinker who has become a substantial cut of steak and expects carving at the bar. Areeha got coulotted and occupied the best stool with the solidity of a steak.