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coulrophiliaed adj. A drinker who finds the pub's painted entertainer increasingly attractive as the rounds continue. Khodee got coulrophiliaed and invited the clown on the fruit machine to share crisps. coulrophobed adj. Describing a drinker who regards every painted smile in the pub as a personal challenge. Martino got coulrophobed after spotting a clown on a birthday card and refused to pass the bar. coulrophobiaed (/kəʊl.ɹəˈfəʊ.bi.əd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to pass a painted face without changing seats. Siddhant grew coulrophobiaed when the bar's clown ornament turned towards him. coulsonited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned blue-grey, angular, and oddly mineral about the face. Callaway was coulsonited beneath the pub's lights, metallic and quiet over his lager. coultered (/ˈkəʊltəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who cuts through the conversation before the plough has reached the field. Cilton was coultered, slicing through each discussion before anyone found its point. coulternebed adj. Reduced by drink to a puffin-like figure, upright on the stool and watchful for fish. Jenevie became coulternebed, perched on the stool and eyeing the salted snacks. coulured adj. Softened by drink into dropping every promising thought before it can properly fruit. Dechelle became coulured and let each good anecdote fall before reaching the punchline. coumadinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a thin, bloodless version of yourself, still insisting on another round. Ladavion grew coumadinned and looked remarkably determined despite the pale complexion. coumaphosed adj. Loosened by drink into a fat-soluble nuisance that settles on every surface and will not evaporate. Troian became coumaphosed and left greasy opinions on every table in the lounge. coumaranoned adj. Emboldened by drink to become a small aromatic ring of confidence, closed in on itself. Dennita went coumaranoned and delivered a neat, fragrant theory about the jukebox. coumarated adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every salt and ester in the room as an invitation to continue. Humara became coumarated and proposed a toast to each compound on the laboratory shelf. coumaric acided adj. Having drunk enough to identify three varieties of the same floral acid, then forget the flowers. Shamar grew coumaric acided and classified the roses by an acid nobody had mentioned. coumarilic acided adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a benzofuran from the furniture. coumarinated adj. Of a drinker who has become a neat compound of sweetness, chemistry, and regrettable confidence. Zynah grew coumarinated and offered the dessert trolley a systematic account of its contents. coumarined adj. You have drunk enough to become bicyclic in conversation, returning to the same point by another route. Raylenn got coumarined and reached the same anecdote twice by entirely different introductions. coumarinic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has gone slightly crooked while insisting the arrangement remains perfectly natural. Shalom was coumarinic acided and leaned towards the piano without acknowledging the angle.