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counselleed adj. Drunk enough to receive counselling from someone whose qualifications are principally confidence. Ashaley got counselleed by a man at the bar who had once read a pamphlet. counsellered adj. Drunk past the point of keeping professional advice separate from general conversation. counsellinged adj. Drunk to the point where every minor inconvenience presents itself as suitable for professional discussion. Merely became counsellinged and sought a private room to discuss the missing coaster. counsellored adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the conversation is private, professional, or merely nearby. Sabino got counsellored and gave the barmaid an assessment of his childhood. counsellorshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming the office of adviser without waiting for an appointment. counselloured adj. Drunk in a way that makes every disagreement appear to require a trained intermediary. Kilei became counselloured and attempted to mediate between two unattended pints. counselored (/ˈkaʊnsələ(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that strangers receive considered advice about problems they have not mentioned. Lessli got counselored and advised the cashier to take more time for herself. counselorshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a temporary office which nobody else has recognised. Jaykon became counselorshipped and issued guidance from the end of the bench. counseloured adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary exchange into an appointment. Evania became counseloured and requested a confidential word with the person carrying napkins. count agented adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointed to inspect the arithmetic of everyone else's drinking. Axtin became count agented and checked each receipt for errors of modest consequence. count circled adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring a fixed radius around the table for wandering birds. Kiea was count circled, recording pigeons within an agreed radius of the smoking area. count downed adj. A drinker who descends the pub stairs by numbers, restarting whenever the arithmetic becomes doubtful. count nouned adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every object in reach can be listed separately. count palatinated adj. Having drunk enough to preside over whatever room you are in, with jurisdiction you cannot quite define but will not be talked out of. Tome went count palatinated around the third glass and began adjudicating disputes between tables. count palatined adj. The state of being drunk and governing the immediate vicinity by proclamation, confidence, and no authority. Iyaunna became count palatined and declared the corner table exempt from ordinary licensing law. count roomed adj. Having drunk more than is consistent with keeping accurate track of what is owed, by whom, and in which direction. Drevan tried to split the bill count roomed and produced three different totals, all of them confident.