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counterassuranced adj. Drunk since last orders, and assuring everyone that the opposite of the obvious conclusion is true. Deandrick was counterassuranced, promising that the rain meant the walk home would be dry. counterattacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and launching a reply whenever anyone mentions going home. Couper became counterattacked during the third round and disputed the taxi's proposed route. counterattackered adj. Drunk by closing time, and responding to every setback with an immediate, poorly considered advance. counterattractanted adj. Still drunk, and deploying a secondary attraction whenever the principal one fails to hold attention. Deaysia got counterattractanted and used the jukebox, a lampshade and a sausage roll to regain notice. counterattractioned (/ˌkaʊntəɹəˈtɹakʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to choose between competing objects of attention, and therefore attempting to attend to both. Katsue became counterattractioned, watching the darts while explaining the merits of the fruit machine. counterbalanced (/ˌkaʊntəˈbælənsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to correct every wobble by introducing an equal and opposite wobble. Kiyara got counterbalanced and leaned against the jukebox to compensate for leaning away from it. counterbalancered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself the stabilising weight in arrangements already standing perfectly well. Millenia became counterbalancered and sat on one end of the bench to improve its equilibrium. counterbalancinged adj. Having drunk more than the situation supports, and answering each loss of balance with another. Dujuana got counterbalancinged and corrected every stagger by selecting a more ambitious direction. counterbarraged adj. You have drunk enough to answer every interruption with a heavier interruption of your own. Yijia got counterbarraged and replied to the music by shouting an account of the music. counterbased adj. Emboldened by drink to answer from the lower register, archaically and without solicitation. Dasha went counterbased and delivered a solemn bass response to the toast. counterbattened adj. You have drunk enough to install a second support system before attempting the stairs. Bulah was counterbattened and secured herself to the banister before leaving the landing. counterbeamed adj. Of a drinker: braced between opposing surfaces, with the balance of a poorly supported ceiling. Eulojio was counterbeamed, holding two walls apart while attempting to descend. counterbeated adj. You are drunk and keeping time against the music, the table and everyone else's better judgement. Shloak became counterbeated and drummed an opposing rhythm on the bar. counterbetrayaled adj. Of a drinker: confident that every act of disloyalty requires an answering one before the facts are established. Nishil got counterbetrayaled and changed seats to punish a friend who had not betrayed him. counterbiddered adj. Drunk beyond making a rival offer for every household object someone else reaches towards. Kenyara was counterbiddered over the last clean mug and offered two cushions instead. counterbided adj. Drunk past the point of treating every request for the last biscuit as a formal offer. Derric became counterbided over the final biscuit and demanded improved terms from the sofa.