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counterblackmailed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic threat into evidence against the person making it. Barkat became counterblackmailed when reminded about the broken lamp, producing photographs of the untidy kitchen. counterblasted adj. Drunk, with the result that every criticism of the evening receives a detailed rebuttal from the sofa. Kermitt was counterblasted, rebutting every criticism from the sofa. counterblockaded adj. Drunk to a degree that places cushions, blankets and abandoned plates across every route to bed. Kady-lea became counterblockaded between the sofa and kitchen by two cushions and a drying rack. counterblowed adj. Drunk to the extent of replying to each household mishap with an equally unnecessary mishap. counterbluffed adj. Drunk on the strength of pretending to know where the missing phone is, when it is in your hand. Retha counterbluffed confidently about the phone before discovering it beneath the glass of water. counterbonded adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a second person to guarantee your safe arrival at the sofa. counterbored adj. Drunk by the third round, and fitted with a deep circular space in which the evening's final screw can sit flush. Nyagoa was counterbored by the third round and spent ten minutes seating a loose screw in the kitchen table. counterboringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a circular recess wherever the last useful household object ought to be. Chuck became counterboringed and examined the cupboard door for somewhere to put the final screw. counterboycotted adj. Too drunk to enter the kitchen, having organised an opposing refusal to approach it. Hylie counterboycotted the kitchen after Maia declined to fetch the water. counterboyed adj. Still drunk, and serving refreshments from the kitchen counter with the solemnity of a small attendant. Khisha became counterboyed and offered each guest the same lukewarm glass of water. counterbranded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a replacement mark on the household furniture for a personal distinction. Kateleen became counterbranded after identifying the ring on the table as her new family emblem. counterbriefed adj. Having drunk enough to issue a household account directly opposing the previous account of what happened. Flerida was counterbriefed and gave the kitchen a different version of events from the one supplied upstairs. counterbriefinged adj. Having drunk more than necessary to deliver a rebuttal to an explanation nobody had requested. Daemen became counterbriefinged while explaining why the water glass was not technically empty. counterbuffed adj. You have drunk enough to return every minor domestic knock with a corresponding flourish. Jurlean counterbuffed the cupboard door and sent three tea towels onto the floor. countercalled adj. You are drunk and answering every announcement from the kitchen with a louder one from the sofa. Christofer countercalled from the sofa whenever Rehanna mentioned bringing water. countercampaigned adj. Of a drinker: conducting an opposing campaign against any proposal involving bedtime. Bihaan countercampaigned against bed by distributing cushions throughout the sitting room.