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counterextremismed adj. The condition of a drinker who opposes every extreme movement by making a smaller extreme movement elsewhere. David-emanuel went counterextremismed, correcting a dramatic sway with an equally committed lean. counterfacaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an inner wall, presenting a solid front while leaning behind it. counterfaced adj. Reduced by drink to a surface that meets every other surface with unnecessary friction. Correen went counterfaced along the corridor, making contact with walls, tables, and one surprised waiter. counterfacted adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain the next round has already happened. Foxy was counterfacted, ordering another round for a pub that had stopped serving. counterfactored adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each coat by the door as a countermeasure against sobriety. Keanya stood counterfactored, applying successive coats while the landlord waited. counterfactualed (/ˌkaʊn.tə(ɹ)ˈfæk.tʃu.əld/) adj. Still drunk, and describing the journey home that would have occurred had the taxi arrived. Desiderio was counterfactualed, explaining how quickly he would have reached home with a functioning phone. counterfactualismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the last order from the one that might have followed it. Efran became counterfactualismed and mourned a final round the bar had never offered. counterfactualisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to formulate an alternative route home for every road actually taken. Junming was counterfactualisted, proposing six better routes between the pub and his front door. counterfactualitied adj. Having drunk enough to treat every missed connection as evidence of a different evening. Jatisha was counterfactualitied, assigning each missed bus its own imaginary continuation. counterfactualizationed adj. Having drunk more than the facts could support, and now formulating replacements for them. Jamarii was counterfactualizationed, inventing a last train to justify remaining at the bar. counterfactualnessed adj. You have drunk enough to give the missing round a perfectly credible history. Kaniyah was counterfactualnessed and recalled paying for a round nobody had seen. counterfaisanced adj. Sharpened by drink into forging a plausible account of where the evening's money went. counterfallacied adj. You are drunk and answering each bad explanation for staying out with another. Shaunique was counterfallacied, rebutting the taxi driver's objections with fresh reasons to continue. counterfallered adj. Of a drinker: descending towards the pavement while rising in confidence. Garen was counterfallered, losing height beside the taxi rank while gaining certainty. counterfeisanced adj. Of a drinker who has concealed the evening's length beneath a convincingly ordinary goodbye. Mariaelena was counterfeisanced, claiming she had just arrived while searching for her coat. counterfeitabilitied adj. A drinker who can pass for sober only while nobody asks for directions. Lysbeth was counterfeitabilitied until the taxi driver requested the simplest route home.