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counterfeited (/ˈkaʊn.tɚˌfɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who presents a borrowed version of sobriety at last orders. Yorgelis looked counterfeited, offering a careful goodbye that fooled nobody near the cloakroom. counterfeitered (/ˈkaʊntə(ɹ)ˌfɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that sobriety is being manufactured from borrowed gestures. counterfeitinged adj. The state of being drunk and producing a passable imitation of someone ready to leave. Alroy was counterfeitinged, repeatedly announcing departure while ordering another half-pint. counterfeitmented adj. The condition of a drinker who manufactures a respectable ending to an otherwise unmanageable evening. Rihansh was counterfeitmented, presenting a tidy departure after losing his gloves and phone. counterfeitnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the journey home into a convincing imitation of competence. Philippine was counterfeitnessed, following the taxi sign with the confidence of someone who knew its destination. counterfeitressed adj. Reduced by drink to a woman who forges a route home from landmarks and optimism. Nasyah was counterfeitressed, presenting the wrong bus ticket with considerable authority. counterfeminismed adj. Softened by drink into arguing against equality while asking strangers to carry the coats. Fyrn was counterfeminismed, distributing the cloakroom burden according to principles nobody requested. counterfeministed adj. Having drunk enough to oppose a point chiefly because it was made persuasively. Xela became counterfeministed and objected to Breia's entirely reasonable account of the bill. counterfesanced adj. Loosened by drink into passing invented details about the last round as settled fact. Alieshia was counterfesanced, forging a receipt from memory beside the closed bar. counterfigured adj. Emboldened by drink to become the opposite of the person who normally catches the last train. Shailie was counterfigured, challenging the timetable and missing the train with purpose. counterfinalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who undermines the evening’s purpose by pursuing it with admirable consistency. Amy-lou became counterfinalitied, drinking to improve the evening until improvement was impossible. counterfindinged adj. Drunk to the point where every agreed plan produces a contradictory discovery. Keedon was counterfindinged, locating a later train each time the earlier one departed. counterfired adj. You have drunk enough to answer every remark with the conversational equivalent of return fire. Duwa got counterfired and replied to a compliment as though it were an attack. counterfissured adj. You are drunk and split along a second, opposing line whenever anyone attempts to make sense of you. Shnita went counterfissured, offering two incompatible explanations for leaving the same room. counterflamed adj. Of a drinker: replying to every digital provocation with a hotter and less defensible one. counterflashinged adj. Of a drinker who has covered every exposed conversational edge with defensive metalwork. Vencie arrived counterflashinged, protected against criticism at every awkward boundary.