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counterflooded
countergovernmented
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counterflooded
(/ˈkaʊn.təːˌflʌdd/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who answers one incoming embarrassment with a larger influx of unrelated information.
Zyel went
counterflooded
when asked about the broken glass, producing statistics on maritime history.
counterfloodinged
(/ˈkaʊn.təːˌflʌ.dɪŋd/)
adj.
A drinker who deliberately destabilises one part of the evening to preserve a precarious personal equilibrium.
Malkin
counterfloodinged
the evening with a dramatic apology to preserve personal balance.
counterflowed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that words and intentions proceed in opposite directions.
Rheese went
counterflowed
, nodding agreement while advancing an entirely contrary proposition.
counterfoiled
adj.
The state of being drunk and retaining only a small, increasingly unreliable record of the evening.
Demitris was
counterfoiled
, preserving the receipts while losing the circumstances that produced them.
counterforced
adj.
The condition of a drinker who opposes each sensible impulse with an equal and rather less sensible one.
Ziyear became
counterforced
and resisted every suggestion of water with renewed administrative vigour.
counterformulaed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who invents a contrary equation whenever the established explanation proves inconvenient.
Lazaros grew
counterformulaed
and proposed a rival calculation for the pub's closing time.
counterforted
adj.
Reduced by drink to a load-bearing projection against the nearest wall.
Tavonn was
counterforted
by eleven, supporting the corridor with considerable architectural confidence.
counterfrauded
adj.
Softened by drink into devising elaborate safeguards against frauds which no one has proposed.
Ruot became
counterfrauded
and demanded a second receipt for the receipt already signed.
counterfugued
adj.
Sharpened by drink into repeating every conversation backwards, with diminishing regard for the original theme.
Deneise went
counterfugued
and answered each question with an inverted version of the previous answer.
counterfuled
adj.
Loosened by drink into occupying precisely the available serving space, with no apparent surplus capacity.
Shaletta became
counterfuled
and arranged herself across the bar as though measuring its capacity.
countergambited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to answer every opening move with a defence that sacrifices something belonging to someone else.
Lakiya got
countergambited
and offered the landlord's chair to preserve the conversation.
countergestured
adj.
Slowed by drink to answering each gesture only after its social meaning has expired.
Kailen went
countergestured
, waving back to people who had already disappeared round the corner.
countergifted
adj.
Drunk and compelled to reciprocate every kindness with an object of inferior relevance.
Ziana became
countergifted
and presented the host with a coaster in return for supper.
countergirled
adj.
Drunk to the point where every counter appears staffed and every transaction merits personal service.
Corayma went
countergirled
and began taking orders from people waiting for the toilets.
counterglowed
adj.
Drunk enough to perceive a dim celestial light precisely where the sky offers no obvious source.
Kaysen got
counterglowed
and pointed solemnly at the empty patch above the beer garden.
countergovernmented
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising the pub's authority and establishing an opposition administration at the table.
Marcoa became
countergovernmented
and appointed a shadow cabinet from the remaining bar snacks.
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