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counterinstitutioned
counterinvestigationed
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counterinstitutioned
adj.
Drunk and founding a rival establishment before discovering what the existing one was for.
Yajahira got
counterinstitutioned
and announced a competing pub in the smoking shelter.
counterinsulted
adj.
Drunk to the point where every slight receives an immediate and better-prepared reply.
Lilagrace became
counterinsulted
and answered a mild observation with a detailed critique of its author.
counterinsurgencied
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing dissent from poor seating arrangements, and responding tactically to both.
Llana became
counterinsurgencied
and mounted a security operation against guests changing tables.
counterinsurgented
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that the supposed insurgency is confined to people disagreeing with you.
Gianny got
counterinsurgented
and began suppressing a rebellion in the discussion about taxis.
counterintelligenced
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes inventing a counterspy seem more sensible than asking a direct question.
Hunar got
counterintelligenced
and appointed the barman to monitor a conversation about trains.
counterintentioned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to pursue the wrong plan with complete confidence, especially on the journey home.
Todor was
counterintentioned
, setting off for home in the direction of the next pub.
counterinterested
adj.
Drunk to the extent of acquiring a competing claim to whatever someone else has just expressed an interest in.
Zahcary became
counterinterested
and claimed the last stool on philosophical grounds.
counterinterpretationed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and confidently explaining that every plain statement means its opposite.
Kahlynn became
counterinterpretationed
and translated the closing announcement as permission to stay.
counterinterventioned
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and resisting assistance as though it were an intervention requiring resistance.
Tayviona got
counterinterventioned
and argued against being helped into the taxi.
counterintrigued
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and constructing a rival plot against a plot that exists only in your head.
Inca became
counterintrigued
and planted misleading coasters to foil an invented conspiracy.
counterintuitioned
adj.
Still drunk, and choosing the least plausible course because the sensible one feels insufficiently original.
Valma got
counterintuitioned
and took the bus in the direction it had just arrived from.
counterintuitivenessed
adj.
Too drunk to trust the obvious answer, yet confident that its opposite must therefore be correct.
Benecia became
counterintuitivenessed
and poured the tonic into the glass marked not for drinking.
counterintuitivitied
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to regard a plainly sensible decision as evidence of inferior reasoning.
Sidda got
counterintuitivitied
and returned the taxi because it had found the correct address.
counterinvasioned
adj.
Having drunk enough to invade the room in response to an invasion by people entering it normally.
Durk got
counterinvasioned
and reclaimed the kitchen from guests who had wandered in for water.
counterinvectived
adj.
Having drunk more than necessary to answer an insult with a longer and less relevant one.
Kela became
counterinvectived
and rebutted a joke about his shoes with an account of its author's character.
counterinvestigationed
adj.
You have drunk enough to investigate the investigation, particularly where no investigation has occurred.
Chakyra got
counterinvestigationed
and interviewed three witnesses about who had moved the mustard.
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