counterinstitutioned
counterinvestigationed

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counterinstitutioned adj. Drunk and founding a rival establishment before discovering what the existing one was for. Yajahira got counterinstitutioned and announced a competing pub in the smoking shelter. counterinsulted adj. Drunk to the point where every slight receives an immediate and better-prepared reply. Lilagrace became counterinsulted and answered a mild observation with a detailed critique of its author.
counterinsurgencied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing dissent from poor seating arrangements, and responding tactically to both. Llana became counterinsurgencied and mounted a security operation against guests changing tables. counterinsurgented adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the supposed insurgency is confined to people disagreeing with you. Gianny got counterinsurgented and began suppressing a rebellion in the discussion about taxis. counterintelligenced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes inventing a counterspy seem more sensible than asking a direct question. Hunar got counterintelligenced and appointed the barman to monitor a conversation about trains. counterintentioned adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue the wrong plan with complete confidence, especially on the journey home. Todor was counterintentioned, setting off for home in the direction of the next pub. counterinterested adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a competing claim to whatever someone else has just expressed an interest in. Zahcary became counterinterested and claimed the last stool on philosophical grounds. counterinterpretationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently explaining that every plain statement means its opposite. Kahlynn became counterinterpretationed and translated the closing announcement as permission to stay. counterinterventioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and resisting assistance as though it were an intervention requiring resistance. Tayviona got counterinterventioned and argued against being helped into the taxi. counterintrigued adj. Drunk by closing time, and constructing a rival plot against a plot that exists only in your head. Inca became counterintrigued and planted misleading coasters to foil an invented conspiracy. counterintuitioned adj. Still drunk, and choosing the least plausible course because the sensible one feels insufficiently original. Valma got counterintuitioned and took the bus in the direction it had just arrived from. counterintuitivenessed adj. Too drunk to trust the obvious answer, yet confident that its opposite must therefore be correct. Benecia became counterintuitivenessed and poured the tonic into the glass marked not for drinking. counterintuitivitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a plainly sensible decision as evidence of inferior reasoning. Sidda got counterintuitivitied and returned the taxi because it had found the correct address. counterinvasioned adj. Having drunk enough to invade the room in response to an invasion by people entering it normally. Durk got counterinvasioned and reclaimed the kitchen from guests who had wandered in for water. counterinvectived adj. Having drunk more than necessary to answer an insult with a longer and less relevant one. Kela became counterinvectived and rebutted a joke about his shoes with an account of its author's character.
counterinvestigationed adj. You have drunk enough to investigate the investigation, particularly where no investigation has occurred. Chakyra got counterinvestigationed and interviewed three witnesses about who had moved the mustard.