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counterinvestmented adj. You are drunk and directing emotional resources against the very object you have just tried to value. Orquidia got counterinvestmented and invested the last of her attention in opposing the dinner invitation. counterioned adj. Of a drinker: balanced against someone else in the solution, though neither charge is especially stable. Kyah became counterioned beside Rabaab, their opposing opinions keeping the conversation chemically balanced. counterirritanted adj. Of a drinker who has chosen a fresh nuisance elsewhere to distract from the original one. Javarrius got counterirritanted and started rearranging the condiments to forget the argument. counterirritationed adj. Describing a drinker who treats one social difficulty by creating another, preferably at a distance. Anyja became counterirritationed and challenged the playlist to cure an argument about taxis. counterjabed adj. Drunk in a way that answers every household complaint with an equally pointed one from the sofa. Albaraa was counterjabed, replying to a request for plates with an insult about the washing-up. counterjeted (/kʰaʊntɚd͡ʒɛtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempt to cross the kitchen is met by an equally determined return. Angelith went counterjeted between the fridge and sofa until Mallak removed the obstacles. counterjihaded adj. Drunk to a degree that the television becomes an opponent and the sitting room a campaign headquarters. Chantelle-louise got counterjihaded and delivered a lengthy speech at the muted television. counterjihadismed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning ordinary domestic disagreements into a settled programme of opposition. Matline became counterjihadismed over whose turn it was to fill the kettle. counterjumpered adj. Drunk on the strength of several drinks, and still trying to sell everyone an unnecessary cushion. Edith was counterjumpered, offering Mollykate a special price on the glass of water. counterjustificationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a contrary explanation for every abandoned glass and unopened cupboard. Kywon was counterjustificationed, explaining the empty bottle as evidence of excellent hospitality. counterkillinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaliating against every minor domestic injury with another cup left unwashed. Timmey was counterkillinged, answering Nashalee's spilled drink by knocking over the biscuits. counterknowledged adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting kitchen guesses with the calm appearance of established fact. counterlanguaged adj. Still drunk, and speaking in a private household code understood chiefly by the kettle. Momie was counterlanguaged, asking Ikran for the blue silence from beside the sofa. counterlathed adj. Too drunk to sit without arranging the sofa cushions lengthwise beneath you for support. Toinetta went counterlathed and built a narrow support from cushions before attempting the stairs. counterlathinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a complete supporting arrangement from cushions, blankets and one resigned cat. Misael became counterlathinged and reinforced the sofa before accepting the glass of water. counterlawed adj. Having drunk enough to oppose every household rule with a fresh one of your own. Moncerrat was counterlawed, replacing the no-glasses-on-the-sofa rule with a stricter biscuit code.