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countermemed adj. Drunk and answering every shared joke with a rival image, usually involving the pub cat. Catarena got countermemed and replied to the landlord's notice with a photograph of gravy. countermemoed adj. Drunk to the point where each reminder receives a longer objection in reply. Tekoah was countermemoed, replying to the closing notice with a detailed objection on a napkin. countermemoired adj. Drunk enough to remember the evening differently from everyone who was present. Ludovick became countermemoired and contradicted the table's account of who bought the round. countermemorandumed adj. You are drunk and drafting a formal rebuttal to the previous formal rebuttal, chiefly to request a kebab. Folke became countermemorandumed and opposed his own carefully worded refusal over chips. countermemorialed adj. Of a drinker: submitting a solemn objection to an earlier solemn objection, then losing the paperwork. Ladarren was countermemorialed, petitioning the landlord and mislaying the petition beneath a pint mat. countermessaged adj. Of a drinker who has refuted the last message with such gravity that the reply merely says ‘what’. Delphus got countermessaged and answered the family group with a considered photograph of toast. countermigranted adj. Describing a drinker who has returned decisively in the opposite direction, usually from the doorway to the bar. Gidget became countermigranted and returned from the exit upon remembering the crisps. countermigrationed adj. A drinker who has migrated back again with considerable purpose, only to discover the lavatory was behind them. Kadie was countermigrationed, returning across the pub with the dignity of a failed expedition. countermined adj. The state of being drunk and responding to every route out with a smaller, more determined tunnel. Kipley was countermined, treating the crowded hallway as an underground military problem. countermissioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has undertaken a retaliatory operation against another operation, namely moving the ashtray. Aspin grew countermissioned and repositioned the ashtray in answer to Felipe’s earlier repositioning. countermobilisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has rallied in opposition to a gathering, and assembled only for a sandwich. countermobilizationed adj. Reduced by drink to counter-rallying against an earlier rally, with the practical objective of finding chips. countermodelled adj. Softened by drink into proposing an alternative reality in which the last round was someone else’s responsibility. Addielynn became countermodelled and described a more favourable account of who had bought the drinks. countermotioned adj. Sharpened by drink into moving against every movement around you, including the queue for the toilets. Lamour remained countermotioned, resisting the queue, the handrail and the sensible direction home. countermotivationed adj. Loosened by drink into finding persuasive reasons not to do the thing just proposed. Andreis grew countermotivationed and supplied four excellent objections to leaving the warm pub. countermoved adj. Emboldened by drink to answer each small gesture with a grander one, culminating in removing your own coat. Brinleigh became countermoved and replied to a raised eyebrow by standing on a chair.