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counterpassworded adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary conversation as a system of reciprocal authentication. Besart counterpassworded the barman, demanding the correct reply before ordering crisps. counterpaymented adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every drink bought for you as an invoice awaiting reimbursement.
counterpenaltied adj. Having drunk enough to propose a different punishment for every complaint, usually one imposed on the complainant. Larobert grew counterpenaltied and answered each rebuke with a harsher sentence for Alesio. counterpersonned adj. Slowed by drink to serve each customer as though the transaction required careful negotiation. Estephani was counterpersonned, and took a minute to find the till beneath the till. counterpetitioned adj. Drunk and responding to every request with a formally worded objection. Chassity became counterpetitioned when asked whether she wanted another drink. counterpetitionered adj. Drunk to the point where every proposal attracts an opposing signature. Bazil got counterpetitionered and objected to the proposed route home. counterphilosophied adj. Drunk enough to oppose the prevailing view, having only just heard it. Branesha became counterphilosophied and challenged the pub's theory of closing time. counterphobed adj. Drunk past the point of avoiding anything that might reasonably cause concern. Dione was counterphobed and inspected the dark garden without a coat. counterphobiaed adj. Drunk beyond caution, and consequently investigating each source of unease in person. Janess became counterphobiaed and went to examine the noise behind the shed. counterphrased adj. Drunk in a way that answers every remark with a complementary musical line. Sravani got counterphrased and supplied a second melody to the landlord's complaint. counterpicketed adj. Drunk, with the result that opposition to an argument is arranged in a neat line. Hanifa became counterpicketed and stood outside the pub against the proposed taxi. counterpicketered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes joining an opposing demonstration seem administrative. Jamiir got counterpicketered and took a placard against the first placard. counterpictured adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a second image for every image presented. Adib became counterpictured and drew an alternative portrait on the beer mat. counterpieced adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every imbalance as something requiring a matching part. Melondy got counterpieced and moved a chair to balance the empty corner. counterpinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and covered with something intended to make the bed presentable. Samarion arrived counterpinned and lay beneath the spare covering without complaint.
counterplanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and devising an alternative to every agreed arrangement. Deontea became counterplanned and replaced the straightforward journey with three contingencies.