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countersnipered adj. Drunk to a degree that every shadow in the kitchen appears to be taking aim. Gorkem sat behind the bread bin, countersnipered, watching the kettle for hostile movement. countersocializationed adj. Drunk to the extent of teaching the household to reject ordinary rules about plates and bedtime. Taheerah grew countersocializationed and announced that cutlery belonged in the fruit bowl. countersorcerered adj. Drunk on the strength of having thwarted the kitchen's alleged enchantments with a tea towel. Yaneira became countersorcerered and solemnly warded the fridge with a wooden spoon. countersorceried adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing small defensive rituals over the glass of water. Tochukwu was countersorceried, circling the tumbler with three carefully placed coasters. counterspectacled adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging two opposing displays of snacks on the kitchen table. Shirene became counterspectacled and set biscuits opposite crisps as though hosting negotiations. counterspeeched adj. Drunk by closing time, and answering every household instruction with a prepared verbal comeback. Dejanai was counterspeeched and replied to the glass of water with a detailed rebuttal. counterspelled adj. Still drunk, and reversing the evening's damage by placing each misplaced object somewhere less useful. Cassiopeia remained counterspelled, returning the cushions to the floor and the remote to the sink. counterspied adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct counterintelligence against anyone checking whether you have gone to bed. Laylonnie counterspied from behind the sofa whenever footsteps approached the sitting room. counterspiraled adj. Too drunk to turn towards the sofa without first circling away from it. Tomkia counterspiraled round the coffee table before reaching the glass of water. counterspyinged adj. Having drunk enough to spy on the person spying on you, particularly near the fridge. Beverle was counterspyinged and watched her own reflection for signs of surveillance. counterstained adj. Having drunk more than enough to add a contrasting mark wherever the kitchen was already clean. counterstaininged adj. You have drunk enough to apply a second, more visible mark over the first domestic accident. Anaad was counterstaininged and covered the original spill with a larger one. counterstamped adj. You are drunk and marking every surface with the same emphatic base of a glass. Delycia was counterstamped, leaving matching rings across the kitchen table. counterstanded adj. Of a drinker: standing against the kitchen counter because the room has withdrawn its support. Athanasius sat counterstanded beneath the cupboards, defending the need for another glass of water. counterstated adj. Of a drinker who has established a rival household, beginning with the other end of the sofa. Euleta became counterstated and declared the kitchen table independent of the rest of the flat. counterstatemented adj. A drinker who contradicts the evidence on the kitchen floor with considerable composure. Rahja was counterstatemented, insisting the fallen saucepan had chosen its own destination.