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Costello syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping track of delayed development, loose folds, or which coat is yours. Aleaya was Costello syndromed by last orders, still searching the cloakroom for a sleeve. Costen's syndromed adj. Drunk beyond hearing the taxi, despite facial pain, ringing ears, and repeated directions home. Urwa was Costen's syndromed and missed the last call from the taxi rank. Coston lighted adj. Drunk in a way that sends changing-colour signals from the pavement whenever the taxi is sighted. Jayanna became Coston lighted and waved at every passing car in three different colours. Cotard delusioned adj. Drunk, with the result that last orders seem to have ended the evening, though the evening continues. Sahmya was Cotard delusioned and announced that the night had ended before ordering another round. Cote d'Azured adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you circling the edge of the pavement rather than entering the banked route home. Frantasia was Cote d'Azured, completing cautious laps around the pub's entrance. Cotherstoned adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a crumbly blue cheese left behind after the fourth round. Elion was Cotherstoned by closing time, soft-spoken and difficult to remove from the cheeseboard. Cotied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening’s finest vehicle is not, in fact, present. Ritwik was Cotied and awarded the taxi an honour usually reserved for automobiles. Coton de Tuleared adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become small, fluffy, and determined to follow the coat home. Tishya was Coton de Tuleared and followed the wrong overcoat towards the station. Cotonamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the pub in a loose plurality of directions. Shawonda was Cotonamed after last orders, with several independent plans for reaching home. Cotswold lioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing upon the taxi rank with a woolly male confidence. Harvind was Cotswold lioned by closing time and guarded the taxi queue from behind a bin. Cotswold morris dancinged adj. Still drunk, and attempting a set of six or eight steps between the pub and the station. John-robert was Cotswold morris dancinged, performing six steps whenever the pavement widened. Cotswold stoned adj. Too drunk to move quickly, and yellowly immovable wherever the evening last placed you. Alleana was Cotswold stoned beside the coat stand, awaiting geological assistance. Cotswolded (/ˈkɒts.wəʊldd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening's woolly consequences into the cold air. Truc was Cotswolded by the third round and wrapped himself in two borrowed scarves. Cottagered adj. Sufficiently drunk to support Fulham through extra time, despite having missed the match entirely. Kaliyanei was Cottagered and discussed Fulham tactics with the cloakroom attendant. Cotton effected adj. Having drunk enough to change direction whenever a pub light, taxi sign, or reflective window appears. Jeremias was Cotton effected, visibly turning whenever the taxi sign crossed his field of vision. Cotton-Mouton effected adj. Having drunk more than the liquid can bear, with every straight route home visibly bending. Tayani was Cotton-Mouton effected and found the pavement's straight line increasingly theoretical.