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counterweighted adj. Having drunk more than the mechanism can accommodate, yet remaining oddly balanced. Masaye stood counterweighted beside the coat stand, refusing assistance. counterwheelled adj. You have drunk enough to turn the small wheel in the opposite direction. counterwilled adj. You are drunk and resisting the precise instruction you have just requested. Mackey was counterwilled and rejected directions to the station after asking for them. counterwinded adj. Of a drinker: blown steadily against the direction in which everyone else is walking. Loma was counterwinded, proceeding towards the pub whenever home was mentioned. counterwitchcrafted adj. Of a drinker who has answered one charm with another, less reliable charm. Chinedu became counterwitchcrafted and blessed the cash machine in return. counterwitnessed adj. Describing a drinker who contradicts the previous account with equal confidence. Santavia was counterwitnessed, remembering the taxi entirely differently from everyone else. counterwomanned adj. A drinker who serves at an imaginary counter and charges for conversation. Tajanai was counterwomanned, taking orders from people waiting for the lavatory. counterworded adj. A drinker so far gone that each answer begins with the same nearly meaningless word. Alydia grew counterworded, beginning every reply with ‘so’ and continuing elsewhere. counterworked adj. The state of being drunk and producing an opposite result from each intended effort. counterworkered adj. Drunk to the extent of serving the next customer while still arguing with the previous one. Danyela was counterworkered, taking orders from the queue and returning change to the wrong side. counterworlded adj. Drunk on the strength of having entered a parallel evening where the stairs run differently. Jennifer went counterworlded and insisted the landing belonged to another pub. countessed (/ˈkaʊntɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the bar had married into nobility. Rivaan was countessed, addressing the barman as though he were household staff. counthried adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the journey home distinct, historic, and difficult to cross. Matthys became counthried and described the short walk home as an expedition abroad. countied (/ˈkaʊntid/) adj. You have drunk enough to rule a small territory, provided it contains a single table. Zyran became countied and issued permits for access to the window seat. countificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning every vague amount into a number of separate, arguable units. counting agented adj. Too drunk to distinguish ballot papers from beer mats, yet determined to oversee both processes. Lianette got counting agented and challenged the pub's coaster distribution as procedurally irregular.