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country hammed adj. Drunk to the point where every remark has been cured, salted and preserved for later embarrassment. Lorena became country hammed and repeated the same anecdote until it acquired a rind. country housed adj. Drunk enough to retreat from the town into an imaginary estate, preferably with servants and a gravel drive. Latoria got country housed and asked the taxi to stop at the west entrance. country laned (/ˌkʌntri ˈleɪnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing a narrow rural road from a viable route through the pub. Livia-rose got country laned and proceeded cautiously between the bar stools. country merchanted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every remaining object into stock in a rural general store. Crystofer became country merchanted and offered batteries, string and crisps to passing customers. country miled (/ˌkʌntɹi ˈmaɪld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the short walk home has acquired a considerable rural distance. country moused adj. Describing a drinker who retreats from metropolitan grandeur to ask whether the quiet corner is free. Luisjose grew country moused and apologised to the coat stand before sitting beside it. country musicked adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying simple string-band melodies for occasions requiring no music whatsoever. Mckaila got country musicked and furnished the darts match with a ballad about leaving. country of originned adj. Drunk on the strength of an invented homeland, cited whenever the evening requires legal justification. Valder became country of originned and claimed diplomatic immunity from the bar tab. country of provenanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and able to trace every glass to a different shipping origin. Terah went country of provenanced and annotated the empty bottles with imaginary export documents. country parked adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled in the nearest green space as though recreation were the official purpose. Ralpha got country parked beside the beer garden planter and declined further urban travel. country popped adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining rustic sentiment with a broad appeal to everyone within hearing. Kastyn became country popped and sang a polished chorus about tractors to the cleaners. country punked adj. Softened by drink into a hoarse, boot-stamping wreck who wakes believing the acoustic guitar was necessary. Nadalie woke country punked, with a borrowed hat and no recollection of the porch concert. country rapped adj. Loosened by drink into alternating between a rural chorus and hurried verses about tractors. Delenna woke country rapped, rhythmically explaining the previous evening to the kettle. country risked adj. Emboldened by drink to invest the rent in a distant pub, on the strength of its local character. Mihir woke country risked and had apparently purchased shares in a tavern two counties away. country roaded (/ˌkʌntri ˈɹəʊdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rural lane, arriving at the kettle by an indirect route. Jacueline came downstairs country roaded, taking the long way round the landing. country rocked adj. Drunk and swaying between a fiddle tune and a guitar riff, particularly when rising from bed. Karroll woke country rocked, rocking gently while the toaster completed its work.