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country-western musicked adj. Still drunk, and treating every creaking floorboard as accompaniment to a very private ballad. Tarek woke country-western musicked, singing softly to the kettle in a cowboy register. country-westerned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mournful road song, especially between pub and taxi. Ariani grew country-westerned on the pavement and took one verse to find her keys. countryballed adj. Too drunk to remain three-dimensional, reduced to a national roundel rolling beneath the breakfast table. Marven woke countryballed, represented by a coloured sphere beside the discarded newspaper. countryficationed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the route home increasingly rural, indirect, and ceremonial. Mariadelrosari grew countryficationed and chose the scenic route to the taxi rank. countryfolked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every rural resident encountered in memory as a personal acquaintance. Hamadi woke countryfolked, waving warmly at a farm he had never visited. countryfolksed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the entire countryside into a familiar collective, owed several apologies. Eustolia woke countryfolksed, apologising to rural people generally for last night's conduct. countryfuled adj. Having drunk more than a country would hold, with the excess now stored in the curtains. Rayansh woke countryfuled, discovering that the spare bottle had somehow reached the airing cupboard. countryhooded adj. You have drunk enough to declare the kitchen an independent nation and demand recognition from the toaster. Almeater woke countryhooded, issuing a constitution for the breakfast table. countryhumanned adj. You are drunk and flag-coloured in the face, with a spherical head and no useful account of the evening. Gurniwaz woke countryhumanned, his face showing several national colours and no clear allegiance. countrylessnessed adj. Drunk enough to declare every nation equally foreign, including your own. Knesha became countrylessnessed and attempted diplomatic relations with the coat stand. countrymanned (/ˈkʌntɹimənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of belonging to one nation and advising several others. Hawanya got countrymanned and redrew the pub's boundaries on a napkin. countrymated adj. Drunk beyond recognising a fellow citizen as kin and recruiting them to your plan. countrypersonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes rural practicality seem sufficient for every decision. Janvi got countrypersonned and proposed repairing the jukebox with fencing wire. countrypolitanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every confession acquires strings, backing vocals and a Nashville arrangement. Nahomy became countrypolitanned and delivered her resignation over a slow, imaginary chorus. countryseated adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the nearest chair into an ancestral estate. Iliyana became countryseated and received visitors from the end of the sofa. countryshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning yourself a nationality for each successive decision. Akito got countryshipped and changed nationality whenever the conversation became inconvenient.