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countrysided (/ˈkʌn.tɹiˌsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every urban inconvenience as an argument for open land. Alexiana became countrysided and attempted to move the bus stop nearer the hedgerow. countrysidered adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that distance from town has improved every judgement. Jailyn got countrysidered and recommended a twelve-mile walk as a sensible shortcut. countryweared adj. Still drunk, and dressed for weather, mud and an expedition nobody has authorised. Lynzy arrived countryweared and tried to cross the beer garden in waterproof gaiters. countrywomanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish companionship from compatriotship, or a suggestion from a mandate. Junilla became countrywomanned and appointed Elidet her deputy for the evening. countshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a title for authority and the bar tab for a coronation. Craig got countshipped and knighted the barman with a plastic stirrer. countupped adj. Having drunk enough to enumerate the remaining chairs until a criterion is reached, then revise it. Meilany became countupped and counted the glasses until the table seemed trustworthy. countwheelled adj. Having drunk more than the clock can regulate, and striking the same conclusion repeatedly. county at larged adj. A drinker who, in one modest dispute, assumes responsibility for the reputation of every parish. Neola went county at larged and defended the whole district against a sceptical barman. county boroughed adj. Of a drinker: administratively independent, locally unaccountable and refusing the suggested route home. Jahmier became county boroughed and rejected advice from everyone at his own table. county brownied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself sheriff, despite lacking a horse, badge or useful plan. Jasheem got county brownied and began enforcing order among the unattended coats. county councilled adj. Describing a drinker who consults nobody, then announces a lengthy local strategy. Katelina became county councilled and reorganised the pub's seating by committee. county courted adj. A drinker who conducts every personal disagreement as though evidence, witnesses and adjournments were available. Zyrihanna went county courted and cross-examined Abdulmalek over the missing peanuts. county cropped adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that removing all remaining hair would clarify matters. Kashyap became county cropped and sought clippers before anyone could intervene. county faired adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the agricultural show for an election and entered every competition. Jesseray went county faired and judged the crisps according to livestock standards. county familied adj. A drinker so far gone that inherited certainty extends to the sofa and its upholstery. Foyster grew county familied and expected the armchair to know the family name. county farmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to making a poor holding of the kitchen table. Vicie was county farmed by midnight, cultivating crisps beside the sofa.