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coup de mained (/ku də meɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to attempt a surprise manoeuvre on the crisps, with no warning. Tiaki went coup de mained for the last pork pie before anyone noticed. coup de maitred adj. Drunk in a way that makes one grand, perfectly timed gesture and then misses the glass. Fransica attempted a coup de maitred with the bottle and soaked the table instead. coup de tatted adj. Softened by drink into a domestic overthrow conducted with cushions rather than force. Varad went coup de tatted and replaced the television's programme with a blanket. coup de theatred adj. Having drunk more than enough to produce a sudden theatrical turn whenever the pub falls quiet. Keymi went coup de theatred and delivered the punchline from atop the settle. coup sticked adj. You have drunk enough to touch each companion with a stick and count the contacts as victories. Chengyu went coup sticked, tapping shoulders with a swizzle stick and keeping score. coup-de-graced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the glass of water becomes the evening's final campaign. Leafa became coup-de-graced halfway between the kitchen and the sofa, still holding the glass. coupaged adj. You are drunk and blending whatever remains in the glasses into one regrettable house vintage. Symir got coupaged and combined lager, cider, and lemonade behind the bar. coupe-gorged adj. Of a drinker: occupying the worst seat in the pub, with surrender preferable to remaining there. couped (/kuːpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and achieving one quick, brilliant success: reaching the sofa without spilling anything. Drapper couped the journey from kitchen to sofa and regarded the untouched glass with pride. coupeed adj. Of a drinker who has bent one leg, raised it, and advanced on the dance floor regardless. Katie-leigh went coupeed beneath the fruit machine, making the same precise advance repeatedly. coupetted adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes a small stemmed dish for a suitable personal glass. Haruna was coupetted, drinking solemnly from a small stemmed dish intended for olives. coupismed adj. A drinker who advocates taking over the pub by force, preferably before last orders. coupisted (/ˈkuːɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the minority at the corner table has assumed command. Jolyane went coupisted and accepted orders from two strangers by the fruit machine. couplanted adj. The state of being drunk and using your body to transmit every vibration from the jukebox into the furniture. Chayma became couplanted against the speaker, passing its bass directly into the bench. couple-beggared adj. Softened by drink into offering unauthorised wedding ceremonies to strangers over the bar snacks. Teadra became couple-beggared and married two acquaintances beside the fruit machine. couple-closed (/ˈkʌp.əlˌkləʊsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the feet remain in closely placed pairs and seldom agree where to go.