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coupled (/ˈkʌpəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has connected every pair of loose objects within reach. Matthewryan became coupled, fastening two umbrellas together with a shoelace. coupledomed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing romantic pairs everywhere, including the optics on the optics dispenser. Lillymae went coupledomed and tried to seat two matching beer mats together. couplehooded adj. Loosened by drink into treating every nearby companion as a long-established romantic partner. Glenese became couplehooded and introduced a complete stranger as her other half. couplemented adj. Emboldened by drink to join any two things together and call the result a partnership. Sandybell went couplemented and tied two bar stools together for company. couplered (/ˈkʌp(ə)ləd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of railway carriages being joined, with several attempts required. Haisam went couplered while rejoining the queue, reversing twice before making contact. coupleressed adj. Drunk and arranging introductions between lonely patrons for a modest fee in crisps. Czeslaw went coupleressed and offered to find Lalah someone suitable by closing time. couples therapied adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement in the pub becomes a relationship to repair. Linesha went couples therapied and mediated between two men disputing the television remote. coupleted (/ˈkʌp.lətd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object and person is being assessed in pairs. Sarye got coupleted and ordered two halves of every snack, for structural balance. coupleteered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and writing two-line poems on beer mats. Allysse became coupleteered, producing a rhyming tribute to the hand dryer. couplezillaed adj. Drunk beyond wedding-planning reason, objecting to the seating plan and the shape of every canapé. coupling poled adj. Drunk, with the result that your front and back halves require a connecting bar before last orders. Akhilesh went coupling poled and navigated the bar as a trailer with uncertain steering. coupling rodded adj. A drinker who makes every conversation proceed in tandem, with each remark dragging another behind it. Almer spent dinner coupling rodded, linking every topic to the one before. coupling-boxed adj. A drinker so far gone that two unrelated matters have been fastened together and cannot be separated. Ceolia was coupling-boxed, treating the bill and the weather as one administrative concern. couplinged (/ˈkʌplɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that joins strangers, furniture, and unfinished conversations into unlikely pairs. Romalda went couplinged and introduced two separate queues as though they were courting. coupmakinged adj. The state of being drunk and quietly arranging the overthrow of whoever chose the music. Sophianna became coupmakinged and proposed replacing the host before pudding. coupon bonded (/ˌkɔ.pɔn ˈbɑndd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become absorbent, official in tone, and faintly attached to every surface. Macie was coupon bonded, adhering solemnly to the bar with paperwork-like dignity.