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coupon coded adj. Reduced by drink to an alphanumeric token whose meaning changes whenever anyone tries to redeem it. Dayonte became coupon coded, answering simple questions with strings of uncertain characters. coupon queened adj. Softened by drink into a monarch of small economies, ruling that every purchase requires a reduction. Travoris was coupon queened and negotiated a discount on the complimentary water.
coupon sited adj. Sharpened by drink into a public index of bargains, each one pointing elsewhere before it expires. Loya became coupon sited, directing strangers towards savings no one had requested. couponered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who will save money wherever possible, including on the pronunciation of names. Cottrell grew couponered and attempted to split one taxi fare among the entire pavement. couponinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where distributing one saving requires the evening's full administrative apparatus. Albertine was couponinged, taking ten minutes to divide a saving of twenty pence. couponned (/ˈkuːˌpɒnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who presents each fresh request as entitling them to a particular accommodation. Tildon was couponned, producing imaginary entitlements whenever another round appeared. couponnered adj. Emboldened by drink to cut out every intermediary, particularly when claiming a discount that does not exist. Ronnald became couponnered and approached the manager with a voucher for silence. couponninged adj. Drunk and distributing imaginary savings with the solemnity of a public service. Jethroe became couponninged and handed everyone discounts on the walk home. coupsticked adj. Drunk to the point where every minor victory must be recorded by touching the victor with a stick. Jemil grew coupsticked and tapped the winner of the quiz with a breadstick. coupured (/kuːˈpjʊɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the narrow passage to the lavatory for a strategic military opening. Jovonn became coupured and advanced through the corridor as though besieged. cour d'honneured adj. Drunk beyond architectural propriety, arranging everyone into a ceremonial three-sided courtyard around the snacks. courage of one's convictionsed adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor preference has acquired the permanence of a governing principle. Reppard became courage of one's convictionsed over the correct direction to the taxi rank. couraged (/ˈkʌɹ.ɪdʒd/) adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes confidence for permission, but stops short of actual heroism. couragelessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the simplest domestic decision presents the aspect of an unmanageable expedition. Stevona was couragelessnessed and required assistance choosing between two identical chairs. courageousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking a grand moral gesture, usually involving someone else's coat. Bayyinah became courageousnessed and returned a coat to a stranger with ceremonial resolve.
couranted (/ˈkʊɹəntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every attempt at walking fall into an unsteady triple time. Meahgan came couranted down the corridor, marking the turns in threes against the wall.