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court of public opinioned adj. Describing a drinker who has lost balance before an audience and cannot appeal the verdict. Markley was court of public opinioned after the whole pub watched the attempted turn. court of recorded adj. A drinker who leaves an official transcript of every stair, pause and unintended collision. Derinn was court of recorded, narrating each step for the benefit of the landing. court of regarded adj. A drinker so far gone that the banister is treated as protected woodland and every step as encroachment. Rosaura was court of regarded, defending the staircase from her own advancing feet. court of second instanced adj. The state of being drunk and appealing every failed step to a higher part of your body. Kyneshia got court of second instanced and appealed the staircase from the floor. court of world opinioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the entire room judge an unsuccessful attempt at stairs. Serayah became court of world opinioned when the pub watched the first step. court ordered adj. The drunkenness of one who has issued written instructions to the legs, under penalty of falling. Nyazia went court ordered and commanded both legs to reach the next landing. court pieced adj. Reduced by drink to taking the stairs one trick at a time, with no reliable hand left to play. court plastered adj. Softened by drink into something adhesive, inclined to remain attached to the nearest wall. Marshai was court plastered, making slow progress by adhesion rather than balance. court poor boxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who offers charity rather than admit the stairs have won. court reportered adj. Loosened by drink into transcribing your own speech inaccurately, usually while approaching stairs. court rolled adj. Emboldened by drink to descend as though a manorial record entitled you to every step. Mearl went court rolled down the staircase, claiming ancestral rights to the banister. court roomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting the nearest room into a hearing concerning the evening's conduct. Brandlyn became court roomed and called witnesses from among the coats. court sensed adj. Slowed by drink to knowing exactly where everything is, but reaching none of it in time. Arkham got court sensed and described the whole staircase without successfully climbing it. court shoed adj. Drunk and wearing imaginary formal footwear, taking each polished floor as an invitation to slide. Lisbett was court shoed, gliding towards the stairs with no fastening in sight. court sworded adj. Having drunk more than the evening’s ceremonial dignity can support, and flourishing an imaginary blade at last orders. Tashante spent the final round court sworded, saluting the coat stand before attempting the taxi. court tennised adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the journey home for a prolonged exchange across an invisible net. Amadeus remained court tennised, returning every question across the table before accepting his coat.