courtierdomed
courtmartialed

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courtierdomed adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a small realm of flatterers, all recruited from the nearest table. Verneil became courtierdomed and appointed two strangers to positions of ceremonial importance. courtiered (/ˈkɔːtɪəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into attending every powerful-looking object, with compliments prepared for each. Ronnella became courtiered and complimented the landlord's coat before requesting another drink.
courtieressed adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of one dispensing favours from a crowded royal antechamber. Karine became courtieressed and took several minutes to approve a request for water. courtieried adj. Drunk enough to address ordinary acquaintances with obsolete refinement and excessive ceremony. Houston, courtieried, thanked the cloakroom attendant for his distinguished service. courtierismed adj. Drunk and practising obsequiousness upon persons whose authority has not been established. Jermonica grew courtierismed and praised the bouncer's administrative judgement. courtiershipped adj. Drunk to the point where every minor social role is treated as a permanent office. Keeno became courtiershipped and appointed himself attendant to the queue for the toilets. courtinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing amorous advances from requests for assistance. Rosenell became courtinged and mistook a request for directions for a declaration of devotion. courtisaneried adj. Drunk beyond professional discretion, offering practiced charm to anyone within conversational range. Poorna became courtisaneried and negotiated a second round with the solemnity of a contract. courtlaged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the small garden round a house into a private estate requiring inspection. Bella-jo became courtlaged and surveyed the landlord's window boxes for trespassers. courtledged (/ˈkɔːtlɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the narrow garden round the house acquires boundaries of constitutional importance. Lashley became courtledged and objected when anyone crossed the strip beside the front door. courtleted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every petty disagreement worthy of a private tribunal. Khushleen became courtleted and established a minor court beside the vending machine. courtlinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining polished manners while committing increasingly unrefined acts. Lochlyn became courtlinessed and apologised elegantly while spilling gravy on the carpet. courtlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of flattery, especially when addressed by somebody holding the till. Corsha became courtlinged and praised the cashier's sovereign command of the till. courtly loved adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a secret noble romance with a person who has not been informed. courtmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every room requires a male attendant of rank. Demonica became courtmanned and escorted guests towards chairs they had already found.
courtmartialed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement requires a military tribunal.