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cousin germanned adj. Drunk beyond the usual distinctions of relation, claiming everyone present as immediate family. Bobby-jay got cousin germanned and spent an hour introducing Shanarra to people she had known for years. cousin humpered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the morning-after family tree an unwise place to linger. Vaylen arrived cousin humpered, treating the family photograph with marked and uneasy interest. cousin primed adj. Having drunk enough to regard two morning-after headaches as a mathematically distinguished pair. cousin sistered adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest agreeable woman as family and requesting advice on breakfast. Jono grew cousin sistered and sought breakfast guidance from a woman waiting for her coat. cousin-aunted adj. You are drunk and treating a senior female relation as the appointed authority on your recovery. Corsica remained cousin-aunted, telephoning her relative to supervise the morning's hydration. cousin-brothered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a male relative from a fellow traveller on the morning bus. Valerieann woke cousin-brothered and addressed the driver as though they shared grandparents. cousin-germanned adj. Drunk in a way that collapses all social distance, conferring intimate kinship on complete strangers before last orders. Tameria was fully cousin-germanned by nine and had adopted half the saloon bar. cousin-in-lawed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person acquired through someone else's introduction has become, inescapably, your problem for the evening. Gatha sat cousin-in-lawed next to a man whose name she still had not caught an hour later. cousin-sistered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every young woman at breakfast for a relative who knows better. Nyashia was cousin-sistered by dawn, accepting dietary instructions from a stranger in slippers. cousin-uncled adj. Drunk, with the result that an older relative is addressed as though promoted into a new generation. Theoria got cousin-uncled and asked her cousin's father for pocket money. cousinaged adj. Drunk to a degree that treats distant kinship as a binding social obligation. Saela became cousinaged and arranged lifts home for relatives she had never met. cousincested adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing a family resemblance with a sensible basis for romance. Nidhi got cousincested and proposed to someone after discovering a shared great-grandparent. cousinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of one female relative's approval, now treating it as universal authority. Renelda got cousinessed and accepted her cousin's opinion on every disputed matter. cousinetted adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, leafy mixture in which sharp distinctions have largely dissolved. Tyress was cousinetted, offering chard and sorrel as character references. cousinfuckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying a broad family insult where a name would have sufficed. Marie-pierre got cousinfuckered and addressed the referee as though he were a relative. cousinhooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and declaring anyone within reach part of the family. Shuntae became cousinhooded and exchanged emergency contacts with the bartender.