cousinlinessed
coutiliered

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cousinlinessed adj. Still drunk, and offering the warm familiarity of kinship to people who have requested none. Mayhem got cousinlinessed and gave the taxi driver advice about his nieces. cousinned (/ˈkʌzn̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming distant relations among everyone present the following morning. Macaylee remained cousinned over coffee, assigning every customer a plausible family connection.
cousinried adj. Too drunk to distinguish one's actual cousins from the people one has just adopted socially. Helya got cousinried and assembled the queue into a family group photograph. cousinshipped (/ˈkʌzənˌʃɪpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard shared ancestry as a permanent appointment to one's inner circle. Mykaya got cousinshipped and began planning annual holidays with a newly discovered relative. couslipped adj. The state of being drunk and spreading yellow-flowered cheer through the journey home. Norabelle came out couslipped, brightening the taxi queue with botanical observations. coussineted adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, fixed support for an arching conversation. Sier got coussineted and held up the argument while everyone else found coats. couta boated adj. Having drunk more than a recreational sailor, yet still attempting to steer the evening home. Chrystiana got couta boated and tried to tack across the dance floor. coutaed adj. Still drunk, and treating supper as a matter of fish rather than timing. Kaelen arrived coutaed and requested snoek without explaining the occasion. coutareageninned adj. You have drunk enough to give a yellow mineral a confident place in the conversation. Flex got coutareageninned and identified the mustard as an uncommon mineral deposit. coutaric acided adj. You are drunk and treating every wine stain as evidence of a sophisticated chemical process. Gladis got coutaric acided and analysed the red mark on the tablecloth. couteau de chassed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a pub utensil for equipment for the great outdoors. Murlin got couteau de chassed and packed a table knife for the walk home. couteaued adj. Of a drinker: armed with a knife in imagination, and confidence exceeding practical need. Nisreen got couteaued and attempted to carve the cheese with a credit card. coutered (/ˈku.təd/) adj. Describing a drinker who protects one elbow while committing the other to ill-advised gestures. Herberto got coutered and conducted the toast with one arm held rigidly. couthed (/kuːθd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that social grace is attempted with the force of a military manoeuvre. couthinessed adj. The state of being drunk and warmly mannered enough to make every intrusion seem hospitable. Jayquan got couthinessed and offered tea, directions and a spare key to a passing stranger.
coutiliered adj. The drunkenness of one who has granted himself a military title and begun issuing low-ranking orders. Evalynn got coutiliered and assigned the crisps to a defensive position.