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cow cod souped adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of a broth-like internal constitution best not investigated. Wetona became cow cod souped and declared the bananas structurally necessary to rum. cow colleged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating elementary agricultural instruction as a higher education. Derrance got cow colleged and lectured the barman on crop rotation until closing. cow cornered adj. Drunk by closing time, and stationed in the deep corner from which all further play is theoretical. Meyah was cow cornered by closing time, fielding questions from behind the coat stand. cow creamered adj. Still drunk, and shaped in manner if not substance like a jug designed to pour milk. Adolphe remained cow creamered, tilting carefully whenever asked for another explanation. cow dunged adj. Softened by drink into something best left in the field until morning. Vanita became cow dunged and settled beside the flowerbeds with imperial composure. cow elephanted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human scale, proceeding patiently towards a destination known only to the furniture. Monson grew cow elephanted and crossed the room with stately disregard for the chairs. cow eyessed adj. Having drunk enough to broadcast romantic interest through a conspicuously wide-eyed expression. Shazain got cow eyessed and stared at the pianist with a discretion nobody mistook. cow greased adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of butter in a cold kitchen, and no more communicative by breakfast. Daniece was cow greased by breakfast, taking several minutes to locate the toast. cow gummed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation adheres to the next and none can be removed cleanly. Aleyla was cow gummed by breakfast, with last night's explanations still fixed together. cow hitched adj. Drunk enough to have tied yourself securely to the nearest conversation, in opposing directions. Avah-mae was cow hitched to the breakfast discussion and could not leave either end of it. cow juiced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a restorative drink from the substance it is meant to accompany. Haddie was cow juiced by breakfast and poured milk directly into the kettle. cow killered adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's smallest remarks acquire a painful sting. cow lilied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you floating through the morning, broad and yellow-faced above the consequences. cow magneted adj. Drunk on the strength of having swallowed the morning's metallic objects and retained them safely. Romari was cow magneted, calmly producing bottle tops from an unexplained trouser pocket. cow meated adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring the dense, indisputable breakfast usually prescribed for cattlemen. Cianna was cow meated by morning, working steadily through a plate of beef and potatoes. cow milked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a glass of milk as the logical conclusion to the evening. Judyth went cow milked at midnight and refused the proffered coffee.