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cow parsleyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and appearing in the morning as a weedy, spreading presence among the garden furniture. Sujay was cow parsleyed, wandering through the borders while looking for yesterday's shirt. cow parsnipped adj. Still drunk, and reaching for the largest available plant as though it might explain the morning. Meriyah was cow parsnipped, inspecting the roadside greenery with agricultural seriousness. cow patted adj. Too drunk to rise from the ground, and flattened there with rural finality. Ahmia was cow patted beside the shed, where the morning found her perfectly horizontal. cow pattied adj. Sufficiently drunk to have settled into a rounded, flattened silence before the coffee arrived. Dorielle was cow pattied on the lawn, retaining the shape of the evening's last decision. cow pied adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a broad, soft impression wherever balance gives way. Vassie went cow pied on the landing and remained there until someone found a cushion. cow ponied adj. Of a drinker: swaying beneath the conversation while attempting to keep the herd together. Shermain was cow ponied, directing three friends and a lamp towards the correct staircase. cow pooled adj. Having drunk more than the household can process, and requiring all available resources to milk the morning along. Lavee was cow pooled by breakfast, with several friends managing coffee and transport. cow pushered adj. You have drunk enough to approach the morning like a slow-moving vehicle clearing everything before it. cow sharked adj. You are drunk and moving through the morning with several rows of teeth below the surface. Ryel was cow sharked, circling the buffet with an appetite no one wished to interrupt. cow shotted adj. Of a drinker who has misjudged the morning, and keeps directing every movement across the line. cow sociologied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken contentment, productivity and silence for the same workplace objective. Algert was cow sociologied, organising breakfast so everyone could work more happily in silence. cow stalled adj. A drinker who has been housed by the morning in one compartment and shows no intention of leaving it. Eoin was cow stalled in the spare room, visible only when someone delivered water. cow suckered adj. Drunk to a degree that you approach the room quietly, then overturn its prevailing arrangements. Miakka went cow suckered through the dining room and displaced three cushions without explanation. cow tippinged adj. Drunk to the extent of making a stealthy, ill-advised attempt to topple whatever seems settled. Wana got cow tippinged and tried to push over the garden chair while everyone watched. cow towned adj. Drunk and behaving as though the journey home has entered a small, backward settlement with no timetable. Euginia was cow towned by closing time, asking strangers whether the last bus still served the village. cow treed adj. Drunk on the strength of one impressive idea, and unwilling to come down from it. Sipriano was cow treed and spent an hour explaining why the hedge required a parliamentary committee.