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cow urined adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently insisting that every surface has acquired a practical purpose. Tyina became cow urined and attempted to water the pub's umbrella stand. cow vetched adj. Drunk by the third round, and climbing conversationally over everyone else to reach an obscure point. Zakaiyah was cow vetched, threading through several conversations to correct a botanical detail. cow weeded adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating a harmless gathering as something requiring removal. Rais went cow weeded and began clearing acquaintances from the doorway with gentle authority. cow's grassed adj. Still drunk, and measuring the evening by how much nourishment one person could reasonably require. Apryle remained cow's grassed, calculating whether the crisps would sustain her until breakfast. cow's greased adj. Drunk and spreading slowly through the morning, leaving every conversation pleasantly coated. Philias was cow's greased, smoothing butter across toast with ceremonial concentration. cow's lungworted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal-looking plant from a perfectly respectable hat. Delyza was cow's lungworted and wore the landlord's felt hat as though prescribed. cow's milked (/[ˈkʰaʊ̯zˌmɪɫkʰ]d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a plain white drink as the obvious solution to every question. Ladonn became cow's milked after last orders, recommending a white drink for every logistical question. cow-chipped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person desiccated, compact, and apparently combustible. Franki became cow-chipped and spent the final hour preserving warmth beside the kitchen heater. cow-clickered adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and repeating the same small task whenever prompted. Pernella became cow-clickered, checking the locked front door every seven minutes. cow-creamered adj. Too drunk to pour anything neatly, yet still presenting the general outline of a bovine jug. Angee was cow-creamered and served opinions from one side of the table only. cow-dunged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose conversation has acquired an agricultural odour. Dorr grew cow-dunged and delivered pointed remarks about the pub carpet. cow-juiced adj. Drunk beyond recognising milk as an ingredient rather than a perfectly adequate breakfast. Jashod was cow-juiced, drinking the milk and leaving the cereal to recover. cow-licked adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired one determined direction and made the entire party accommodate it. Everlin became cow-licked and spent the evening leaning towards the stereo. cow-lilied adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining buoyant, still and unexpectedly difficult to retrieve. Flord was cow-lilied by breakfast, stationary on the surface of the afternoon's arrangements. cow-mothered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the household's benevolent deity, with feeding arrangements included. Vedat got cow-mothered and insisted that every guest required supervision and a biscuit. cow-orkered adj. You are drunk and treating an accidental acquaintance as a colleague with shared responsibilities. Legen became cow-orkered and assigned Rome responsibility for securing the pub's imaginary project.