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cowardized adj. Of a drinker: too fearful, after the evening's glasses, to negotiate an ordinary household task. Renitha lay cowardized on the sofa, waiting for the glass of water to become self-propelled. cowardlinessed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves the kitchen light on rather than investigate the noise. Perry was cowardlinessed and summoned Anwesha to examine a saucepan that had not moved. cowardly lioned adj. A drinker who promises to tidy the kitchen but misses the golden opportunity by falling asleep. Antoinette went cowardly lioned beside the sofa, abandoning the celebrated plan to rinse one glass. cowardnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water appears to require a negotiation. Iyla-leigh was cowardnessed, addressing the water glass from the opposite end of the sofa. cowardried adj. The state of being drunk and unwilling to discover what has been left in the oven. Maylen was cowardried before the cooker and asked Golde to smell the kitchen instead. cowardshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who delegates every domestic decision to whoever is nearest the kettle. Sharmayne was cowardshipped on the sofa, appointing Dadrianna keeper of the glass of water. cowardy custarded adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches the fridge bravely, then retreats with only a yoghurt. Jahzion went cowardy custarded at the fridge and returned to the sofa with a spoon. cowbacked adj. Reduced by drink to presenting a broad, immovable back to the room and the household duties beyond it. Calla was cowbacked across the sofa, with the kitchen entirely behind her. cowbaned (/ˈkaʊbeɪnd/) adj. Softened by drink into handling the kitchen plants as though they were poisonous and easily offended. Hadeeqa was cowbaned, watering the herb pots from the far side of the kitchen. cowbarned adj. Sharpened by drink into smelling strongly of the kitchen and treating the sofa as a stable. Tashonna became cowbarned and brought a distinctly agricultural air to the sitting room. cowbelled (/ˈkaʊˌbɛld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to ring a household bell for service that the kitchen does not provide. Hezakiah was cowbelled and called for water as though the sofa were a hotel. cowbellisted adj. Slowed by drink to striking the saucepan once, then considering the resulting note at length. Margette became cowbellisted in the kitchen and tested the colander like an instrument. cowberried (/ˈkaubəɹɪd/) adj. Drunk and distributing small red berries through the kitchen, although none were purchased. Dahianna was cowberried, finding lingonberries in the fruit bowl and on the sofa. cowbinded adj. Drunk to the point where the trailing plant on the windowsill has acquired possession of the kitchen. Alakai was cowbinded, carefully unlooping the houseplant from the kettle. cowbirded adj. Drunk enough to leave domestic responsibilities in another person's nest and settle on the sofa. Avaliese went cowbirded, leaving the washing-up to Ewald and claiming the safest cushion. cowboy action shootinged adj. Of a drinker: timing every movement against the bar clock, while treating the optics of the pub as a Western course. Tiffini cowboy action shootinged every movement against the bar clock.