coweened
cowgirled

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coweened adj. Slowed by drink to the stately progress of a long-tailed duck, particularly towards a chair. Fidensio grew coweened and crossed the lounge in several dignified stages. cowened adj. Still drunk, and laying stones in the kitchen without mortar, apprenticeship, or evident plan. Aarabella spent the morning cowened, rebuilding the hearth with pieces from the fruit bowl.
cowerered adj. Drunk and retreating from each successive offer of assistance. cowfeedered adj. Drunk to the point where the tenancy, the herd and the rent became one concern. Shontee grew cowfeedered and inspected the pub garden for suitable cattle. cowfinched adj. Drunk enough to adopt the small, compressed indignation of a female bullfinch. Athylene became cowfinched and objected to the music in clipped tones. cowfished adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally and into the buoyant, boxed shape of a tropical fish. Siti grew cowfished and navigated the doorway with unusual marine dignity. cowflaped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person flat, brown and unexpectedly close to the lawn. Devell became cowflaped and was found beside the barbecue, facing the wrong direction. cowfleshed adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining meatly attached to the evening's arrangements. Ebunoluwa became cowfleshed and treated the buffet as a pastoral resource. cowfloped adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening concludes beneath a hedge in a low pastoral form. Lebarron grew cowfloped and declined the offered chair in favour of the pavement. cowfooted adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every step the solemnity of a stewed trotter. Evie-rey became cowfooted and crossed the room with gelatinous determination. cowfuckered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an object of abuse whose surroundings remain politely silent. Jaxon-john grew cowfuckered and addressed the vending machine in terms unfit for print. cowgalled adj. Drunk on the strength of a frontier romance which ends beside the lavatories. Neeti became cowgalled and attempted to round up strangers near the bar. cowgirl booted adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking as though the floor were hostile terrain. Jaxn became cowgirl booted and crossed the dance floor with determined Western authority. cowgirl hatted adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing an imaginary brim against the ordinary night. Brandalynn grew cowgirl hatted and tipped an invisible hat to the cigarette machine. cowgirl positioned adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary chair becomes an elevated arrangement requiring no horse whatsoever. Ridah went cowgirl positioned and presided from the chair while the room adjusted itself.
cowgirled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to manage the room as open country. Hazelene grew cowgirled and herded three acquaintances towards a taxi.