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cowgrassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flowering meadow from the carpet beneath the table. Nadira became cowgrassed and searched the pub floor for red clover. cowhaed adj. A drinker who has turned an obsolete word for coffee into the evening's official terminology. Chayil went cowhaed and insisted that everyone order cowha, though nobody knew what arrived.
cowhaged adj. The condition of a drinker who treats a prickling sensation as confirmation rather than warning. Marquiesha became cowhaged and praised the nettles for keeping her decisions lively. cowhanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to manage imaginary cattle, but not the door handle. Kamarli grew cowhanded and attempted to drive the queue towards the exit. cowhearded adj. Drunk and directing everyone towards the nearest field, whether or not cattle are involved. Naneka spent supper marshalling guests into lines, thoroughly cowhearded by pudding wine. cowheelled adj. Having drunk enough to become gelatinous in motion and steadfast in appetite. Jodan became cowheelled and approached the buffet with stewed determination. cowherbed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now flowering faintly beside the pavement. Rashya became cowherbed and reclined among the weeds with botanical serenity. cowherded adj. Drunk to the point where every companion has been assigned a field and a direction. Khevin got cowherded and sent Maureena home by an imaginary bridle path. cowherdered adj. Drunk enough to treat the entire party as cattle requiring calm, continuous supervision. Caterine went cowherdered and counted everyone twice before allowing them near the buffet. cowherdessed adj. Drunk past the point of letting anyone sit quietly when there is a room to patrol. Khristian became cowherdessed and drove the conversation round the garden repeatedly. cowhided (/ˈkaʊˌhaɪdd/) adj. Drunk beyond conversational softness, leaving companions braced for a sharp turn. Vieda grew cowhided and reduced three harmless remarks to disciplinary matters. cowhidinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every mild disagreement feel like a public thrashing. Rafay got cowhidinged and reprimanded the host for an insufficiently straight lampshade. cowhoused adj. Drunk, with the result that companions are stored wherever there is space and checked on periodically. Cailen became cowhoused and put three guests beneath blankets in the conservatory. cowhuntered adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you ranging through the party for strays and missing refreshments. Calton went cowhuntered and searched the hedge for guests who were plainly indoors. cowied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a small tablet as a reasonable explanation for everyone’s behaviour. Santara was cowied and assured the table that the wallpaper had begun the conversation.
cowifed adj. Of a drinker: treating the nearest married woman as a fellow spouse in an arrangement nobody has proposed. Boen became cowifed and asked Lyam whether the household had agreed on a rota.
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