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cowinnered adj. Drunk on the strength of sharing an imagined victory with whoever happens to be standing nearby. cowished adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that an obscure root vegetable will reconcile the company. Isaic went cowished and offered everyone medicinal tubers from an unopened cookbook. cowitched adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes irritating contact for a useful household remedy. Jazir went cowitched and recommended the itchy blanket as a cure for poor conversation. cowjuiced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning white, nourishing and faintly agricultural. Danae woke cowjuiced and regarded the milk bottle as the day's central provision. cowkeepered adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a small, anxious household of half-finished drinks. Rennata became cowkeepered, tending each glass while preventing Urban from combining them. cowkided adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like a young cowboy whose audience has misplaced its patience. Cherese went cowkided and challenged Deterrion to a duel beside the vending machine. cowkinded adj. Still drunk, and regarding all present as one large, indistinguishable herd requiring collective management. cowl flaped adj. Sufficiently drunk to require ventilation before attempting any further discussion with the household. cowl united adj. Having drunk enough to become one enclosed, full-width bodywork, with no clear access for conversation. Siana went cowl united and blocked the hallway while Zakhari negotiated an exit. cowl-staffed adj. Drunk by the third round, and best moved by two people sharing the load. Ursaline became cowl-staffed before the pudding and was escorted between the shoulders of friends. cowled (/kaʊld/) adj. Too drunk to show your face, and increasingly willing to conduct the evening from beneath a hood. Alikhan went cowled and answered every question from inside his coat. cowleeched adj. Having drunk more than the company can diagnose, while offering unsolicited treatment to everyone present. Lonza became cowleeched and prescribed rest, water and a stern look to Aliciya. cowleechinged adj. You have drunk enough to administer lengthy remedies to people whose only complaint was wanting to leave. Gulizar grew cowleechinged and treated Oleta’s departure as a medical emergency. cowlesited adj. You are drunk and compositionally complicated, requiring the company to handle you with mineralogical care. Maleana became cowlesited and made Briani identify the elements in her abandoned highball. cowlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: drunk in a setting notably free of cattle, though not of cattle-related discussion. Vershon became cowlessnessed and complained that Luisjose had failed to provide a single cow. cowleted adj. Of a drinker who has become small, excitable and liable to follow the nearest friendly person home. Helayne went cowleted and followed Tobitha from room to room seeking further instructions.