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cowlicked (/ˈkælɪkd/) adj. A drinker who has gone askew, with one persistent idea standing out from otherwise orderly conversation. Tadzia was cowlicked, returning every subject to the matter of the garden hose. cowlifted adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must hoist the evening’s remaining responsibilities around him. Micael became cowlifted, requiring Rittany and two cushions to move him indoors. cowlinged adj. Drunk to a degree that you require the patient supervision normally given to a small cow. Anberlynn spent the evening cowlinged, following the wrong person towards the taxi rank. cowlnecked adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing the neckline of your jumper to become the evening's main feature. cowloted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you require a fenced area and occasional grazing. Alejandrina was cowloted by closing time and remained near the hedge. cowlstaffed (/ˈkaʊlstɑːfd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and dependent on two bearers for the final journey home. Deyvid was cowlstaffed from the bar, with Inmar taking the heavier side. cowmanned adj. Still drunk, and treating every available patch of ground as though cattle management were required. Adianna was cowmanned at breakfast, inspecting the garden for suitable pasture. cowmanshipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish breeding decisions from ordinary conversation about livestock. Marrin became cowmanshipped and offered detailed advice on the neighbour's heifers. cowmeated adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the solid, bovine certainty of someone who has missed supper. Maeghan was cowmeated before lunch, eating quietly and refusing all discussion of the previous evening. cowmilked adj. Having drunk enough to regard milk as a directly managed household supply. Jessiah was cowmilked and poured milk into the whisky without apparent concern. cownessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard the essential question as whether you are, in some respect, a cow. Tequilla became cownessed and stood patiently while someone found her coat. cownose rayed adj. You are drunk and moving across the room in a broad, unhurried sweep. cownosed adj. You have drunk enough to proceed with the broad, gliding confidence of an eagle ray. coworker musicked adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the room to agreeable, repetitive background sound. Boubacar grew coworker musicked and selected the same harmless song three times. coworkered (/ˈkəʊˈwɜː.kəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every fellow guest for someone from the office. Arnett became coworkered and began discussing annual leave with the taxi driver. coworkinged adj. A drinker who has made independent activities collectively unproductive in one shared room. Maks was coworkinged at the kitchen table, working alone while interrupting everyone else.