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Cozio's mated adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is declared won by a diagonally placed queen, with all exits blocked. Richter got Cozio's mated and announced checkmate when the landlord asked him to leave. Cozumel thrashered adj. The state of being drunk and pecking industriously at one subject, then another, without finding either useful. Yuen was Cozumel thrashered, worrying the same point until the conversation gave up. Cpopped adj. Having drunk more than the household can bear of Chinese pop, including the encore by the sink. Jual was Cpopped and sang to the washing-up while fetching water. Cpted adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself chief of the table, pending no one's authorisation. Layota became Cpted and issued seating orders to people already seated. CrASBO'd (/ˈkɹæzbəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary conversation seem a criminal nuisance requiring formal restriction. Alviery got CrASBO'd and prohibited himself from ordering chips after midnight. Crabtree effected adj. The drunkenness of one who turns an abundance of sugar straight into ethanol, despite having access to air and alternatives. Shadimon was Crabtree effected and converted the dessert trolley directly into another round. Cracker Jacked adj. Reduced by drink to a single kernel of confidence, popped loose from all surrounding judgement. Creighton was Cracker Jacked and offered one decisive opinion on every subject at dinner. Cracovianed (/kɹəˈkəʊvɪənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person with no remaining resistance to an unnecessarily firm handshake. Lealan was Cracovianed and agreed to the handshake before hearing what it involved. Cracowianed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every boundary as an invitation to negotiate. Dewan was Cracowianed and attempted to renegotiate the closing time with the bar staff. Cradle Catholicked adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every inherited certainty as personal authority, and to issue guidance accordingly. Libny got Cradle Catholicked and delivered firm advice on a matter nobody had mentioned. Craft Masonried adj. Slowed by drink to three solemn stages of progress: beginning, continuing, and declaring oneself a master. Makayiah was Craft Masonried and took three hours to assemble a sandwich. Craft Serviced adj. Drunk in a way that supplies food to the working party, particularly between meals and without authorisation. Botond became Craft Serviced and distributed sandwiches to people leaving the theatre. Craftsmanned adj. Drunk and constructing every opinion with clean lines, exposed joins, and considerably more confidence than evidence. Corianne was Craftsmanned and redesigned the pub's entire interior between courses. Craigslistered adj. Drunk to the point where every object, acquaintance, and loose plan appears worth listing immediately. Bosie got Craigslistered and tried to sell the table while still eating at it. Cramer's ruled adj. Drunk enough to assume every problem has a unique solution, provided one substitutes confidently and calculates nothing. Roche was Cramer's ruled and solved the seating dispute by moving everyone twice. Cranborne moneyed adj. Drunk past the point of treating repeated financial requests as a legitimate parliamentary entitlement. Livvie became Cranborne moneyed and requested funding for each successive round.