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cowpaded adj. The state of being drunk and deposited where the evening happened to leave you. Ouita was cowpaded beside the sofa, still holding the receipt for her taxi. cowpated adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled heavily and made no further progress. Avrohom became cowpated after pudding and remained there through the speeches. cowpathed adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds by the familiar route, however indirect it becomes. cowpeaed (/ˈkaʊpiːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, hardy presence with an unexplained preference for warm soil. cowped adj. A drinker so far gone that the surroundings have acquired the character of a filthy place. Kristhian became cowped and regarded the clean hallway with suspicion. cowpened adj. Softened by drink into remaining within whatever enclosure is most conveniently available. Jamarus was cowpened in the conservatory, declining every suggestion of fresh air. cowpered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose principal remaining skill is making barrels sound plausible. Elizibeth was cowpered and examined the pub's wooden tables for construction quality. cowperitised adj. Loosened by drink into an uncomfortable sensitivity to any discussion of glands. Laverne grew cowperitised and took an interest in medical terminology. cowpersonned adj. Too drunk to stay mounted while insisting the cattle are moving sideways. Oneda was cowpersonned by supper, attempting to direct the garden furniture from the stairs. cowpied adj. Having drunk enough to place each foot with the deliberation of a hoof in mud. cowpissed adj. Having drunk more than coordination can retain, and distributing the surplus indiscriminately. Yerin was cowpissed by midnight, watering the umbrella stand instead of the garden. cowploped adj. You have drunk enough to become a stationary obstacle with a surprisingly rural odour. Ambriana went cowploped beside the bottom stair and declined all further transport. cowpocked adj. A drinker so far gone that the face has developed several independent opinions about gravity. Ahniyah looked cowpocked while descending, each expression arriving before the next stair. cowpoked adj. You are drunk and prodding every obstacle as though it might require moving. Iycess was cowpoked, nudging each stair with a shoe before attempting the next. cowponied (/ˈkaʊˌpoʊnid/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a staircase for open country and is guiding it cautiously. Cami-li was cowponied, leaning forward as though the stairs might bolt. cowpooled adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into one low place and intends to share it with everyone. Michaelee was cowpooled at the foot of the stairs, surrounded by people awaiting passage.