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cowpoolinged adj. A drinker who divides the available seating, the floor, and the remaining dignity among the party. Brextin was cowpoolinged, allocating patches of carpet to guests who could no longer stand. cowpox virused adj. The drunkenness of one who passes unsteadiness from limb to limb without apparent loss. Dantre was cowpox virused, with the left foot undermining whatever the right had arranged. cowpoxed adj. The state of being drunk and eruptively unsteady, with every step producing a fresh difficulty. Samiya was cowpoxed on the stairs, gripping the rail and negotiating each landing separately. cowpoxvirused adj. Reduced by drink to a mobile outbreak of hesitation, particularly near changes in level. Elana was cowpoxvirused by the landing, pausing whenever the staircase altered direction. cowpunched adj. Softened by drink into a person who receives every doorway and stair with the same blank surprise. Kaleesha was cowpunched, bouncing gently off the wall before finding the first stair. cowpunchered adj. Loosened by drink into a broad-moving person whose limbs arrive ahead of the rest. Azarel was cowpunchered, sweeping a glass from the table while turning towards the stairs. cowpunchinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to steer the body by force, as though the limbs were reluctant livestock. Shaeleigh was cowpunchinged, driving each leg onwards with a determined nudge. cowpunked adj. Emboldened by drink to combine a country sway with the timing of a punk drummer. Antorion was cowpunked, dancing up the stairs with boots and no reliable rhythm. cowquaked adj. Slowed by drink to a fine, continuous trembling whenever standing is attempted. Clarendon was cowquaked at the foot of the stairs, vibrating but making no ascent. cowreyed adj. Drunk and rolling from side to side, as though balance were a small shell underfoot. Shamikka was cowreyed, turning the banister slowly while the stairs continued without assistance. cowried adj. Drunk to the point where every small movement is polished, circular, and liable to roll away. Nickyla was cowried, rotating gently in the chair whenever anyone addressed her. cowritered adj. Drunk past the point of completing a sentence alone, requiring assistance from every nearby listener. Logic was cowritered, pausing mid-speech while the table supplied the missing verbs. cows and bullsed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing accurate directions from confident guesses, especially on stairs. Raymont was cows and bullsed, giving three incompatible accounts of where the staircase ended. cows' milked adj. Having drunk enough to recommend the same pale remedy to several people at once. Chubasco got cows' milked and prescribed milk to everyone, including the person drinking tea. cowsensed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an instinct for finding the pub's most sociable cattle enthusiast. Shanethia got cowsensed and spent last orders discussing milking schedules with the landlord. cowsharked adj. Of a drinker: still circling after breakfast, with an ancient, many-gilled patience about the hangover. Berke was cowsharked, making slow passes of the kitchen while waiting for coffee.