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Crappered adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly reliant on the lavatory as a private consulting room. Jouri became Crappered and conducted the evening's remaining negotiations beside the cistern. Craterided adj. Drunk beyond the point where all movement appears to originate from one small, distant point of balance. Paislyn was Craterided, stumbling from the corner as though propelled by a constellation. Cratylismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every name seem naturally bound to the thing it designates, especially when misapplied. Bryxton was Cratylismed and insisted the doorman's name explained his entire character. Craxismed (/ˈkɹæksɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that practical politics becomes an excuse for one more confidently brokered arrangement. Sommers was Craxismed and negotiated a coalition between the barmaid and a coat stand. Crayetted adj. Drunk to a degree that permits impressive processing power, provided nobody asks what is being processed. Cleofus was Crayetted and calculated the bill faster than anyone could dispute it. Crayford focusered adj. Drunk to the extent of making smooth, spring-loaded adjustments while insisting the target remains perfectly visible. Kaipo was Crayford focusered and refined his route home by millimetres until dawn. Crazy Dogged adj. Drunk on the strength of a private vow to charge bravely into whichever argument is nearest. Chentel was Crazy Dogged and volunteered to settle a dispute between two people already asleep. Crazy Ivanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning sharply whenever a follower, real or imagined, appears behind you. Fitzgerald went Crazy Ivanned round the coat rack to evade the man carrying his own bag. Cream of Wheated adj. Drunk in a way that reduces the morning's dignity to warm porridge and an administrative pause. Emer was Cream of Wheated by midnight, spooning gravy with the solemnity of breakfast. Creatorismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every unexplained event is the result of personal design. Clarisha got Creatorismed and claimed responsibility for the pub's sudden change of music. Cred adj. A drinker who discovers a fresh supply of energy whenever the conversation needs rescuing. Ludger went Cred and powered through three explanations nobody had requested. Cree encephalitised adj. Still drunk, and misidentifying familiar surroundings with the composed assurance of a medical case history. Travoris was Cree encephalitised and diagnosed the coat stand as a distant relative. Creed (/kɹiːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking with the settled conviction that one inherited answer covers everything. Fahima was Creed and delivered a complete explanation of the evening without checking any facts. Creeked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless bend in the route from a reasoned invitation to wander off it. Derren was Creeked and followed the pavement's first bend into a neighbouring garden. Cremnitz whited adj. Having drunk enough to regard every surface as a suitable canvas and every pale mark as an improvement. Dennis went Cremnitz whited and corrected the wall with a napkin full of mayonnaise. Cremonaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every string, including the cooker’s cord, as something requiring tuning. Yisenia spent twenty minutes tuning the kettle cord, thoroughly Cremonaed, before accepting the glass of water.